Curvy Nicole's Sink Poo

Ladies, what do you want from men? Can you pinpoint it? Fellas, lemme ask you– what do you think women want from men? Can you type it slow enough without cracking your cellphone screen? 🤣 I'll take it from here. From what I hear, what women want from men is “consistency”. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Nah it's not another word for “perfection”, these people really want me to believe that they value a standard that demands repeat, top-level performance? Yeah, I don't believe it either. I'm stubborn just like the rest of ‘em…

You wanna know the weirdest thing about that epiphany? Fellas we demand consistency too. Hear me out for just a minute… For all the men that say that “my woman gotta look like this”, is that not consistency? Men that love ass, do you settle for any sized/shaped ass? Nope. I'm pretty sure you prefer wobbly, massive wagons. Consistency. Starting to click, isn't it?

I mean, yeah we tend to frown down on women when they make a kajillion demands but you can't pass judgment when you're creating the same toxic energy. *Ace Vane's Green Arrow voice* I personally don't believe in the notion that you have to set standards high on the roof of a three story house and not give the person you want to rise to said heights a ladder to climb.

I gotta keep that same energy for my favorite scat models. After all, that's how so many have gained my adulation over the years and managed to keep it long after these fetish legends retire from the game of scat. This review coming your way today pays homage to a GOAT by the name of Curvy Nicole, and my intent is to break the clip down like an episode of NFL Classics: After Further Review. Behold: Curvy Nicole's Sink Poo.

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She ain't got no t-shirt this time? Maaaan DAMN! *Smokey voice*

Not gon cap, I was almost as mad as Chris Tucker in that scene from Friday when a zooted Craig walked into the kitchen and said “we ain't got no sugar”. For me, the slightly over-sized tee is the unofficial uniform for any scat model old & new looking to step foot out onto the cinematic field and instantly establish their everlasting legacy amongst hardcore fans. No biggie tho– it's just a blessing in disguise to see those big anime breasts and Buddha belly as CN hops off the edge of the sink to grab her smartphone.

This never gets old. *T'Challah voice*

I know it sounds cliché and you're tired of my references to this phrase here, but an utterance by one of Chadwick Boseman's most famous portrayals never lied. If you were one of the frequent Scatshoppers that hit up Curvy Nicole's page back in the day, you constantly looked forward to her opening her asshole with every store update. The thick lady had a way with POV angles that made it seem like it was nobody else's business. And just like her last appearance here in the EFRO Zone, once you witness those big, brown cheeks hover over her bathroom sink and lift the right side of her wagon, you immediately know you're in for a treat.

She's busy right now. Workin’ with a monsta… *Money Mike voice*

Still don't see my point about men expecting consistency? Hardcore monster shit fans have eyewitness accounts of seeing some of the brightest, chunkiest, thickest turds to ever exit a human body and Curvy Nicole is one of the most notorious names on a nationwide internet list of repeat offenders. This girl pushed and pushed and pushed her poor asshole off but it didn't get ejected without a fight. Trigger warning goes out to lovers of bright pink stretched bootyholes and heavy childbirth breathing. Good Lawdt it looks like the big ships that the Chitauri jumped off of in The Avengers🤯

Nicole definitely gets an Oozie for this clip.

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I know the body is slightly off center with the camera in Curvy Nicole's Sink Poo, but hear me out …..that bootyhole tho. Also, my point with consistency is that yeah men ask for consistency too, but our standards are more realistic. We get something along the standard of “great” and feel compelled to get repeat performances across varying circumstances but at the end of the day, we don't demand perfection. Curvy Nicole always delivered what we needed tho…

LOOK BACK ON THE CONSISTENTLY GREAT WORK OF CURVY NICOLE HERE!!!