Fyebottom - "Thicker Than A Yella Snicker"

 When you finally get one, it feels like a privilege long overdue. Nah, not a piece of pussy– justification. I personally feel like anything I get only comes after a long tenure of abuse and exploitation. Imma just be real with you, and I feel like it's commonplace, but I'm finally rid of some major detractors at my job. These people went out of their way to make my life a living hell just to be so spiteful. All of this toxic activity has been going on for over 3 years, which is 3 years too long to be suffering from somebody on a power trip.

I call it ‘justification’, other people call it karma, I could care less about the scientific wording involved. The moment just feels right when it occurs. It's a moment that makes you jump up out of your seat, run around the room (read: office for people in the workplace) and yell your head off in excitement until you have a full temple headache. Ever had one of those moments in time? (Don't let me look like the weirdo in this space🙏🏾 say yes!)

Don't feel like a weirdo if you haven't had one of those moments; we'll call them Ridiculousness sports fan moments. Life is too short not to be happy at any retribution you feel like you're owed, and life's also too short to be worried about being called a ‘weirdo’ when there's people that are allowed to vote who think a millionaire cares about their everyday woes. My own hardcore sports fan moment came when I realized that Fyebottom made another scat clip! God is good indeed🙌🏾 Putting on my best Rob Dyrdek mannerisms, I bring to your attention to said clip called Thicker Than A Yella Snicker.

Gimme a pass on the clip name, bro. It's hard naming these when they're posted as random wall posts or sent with the system default “InShot1234” file name given to them. All is forgiven once the play button is pressed and those cheeks start moving. Lemme tell you why I like this shit…

Different views.

Best thing about me is that I'm not that anal about camera angles. Yes it's significantly different than the last video we say Fyebottom in, but you still get the full view of dat ass. At least the lighting enhances the luster on those cheeks being on the opposite side of the bathroom. I told you– life is too short.

But not as short as that fart.

We get a lil bit of gas this time as Msfyebottom tries to empty out the chamber. The outburst was like a two hitter with the last wind rolling like the “ñ” in jalapeño. I swear I never got why women I tried to court made a big deal about subtleties until I dived deeper into caca chronicles; it's the small details adding up to the drop-off that matter just as much as the climax in these events. It's too bad that “the climax” was all that I was interested in.

Same old spread. They aren't small details, but they're just as significant as all of the other nuances in scat clips. Here we got a rematch between Fyebottom and her enormous butt cheeks as she fights for her millennial life trying to pull them apart. As much as she huffs and puffs while grabbing the booty meat, I can't help but get lost in that sweaty dark crack of hers. The natural seasoning must be spectacular. 

It feels like watching the water slide at Emerald Pointe.

It really does– the only difference is that two giant water bed-like cushions are at the end of this fun slide. Instead of standing waist-deep in a chlorine-scented pool waiting to see the person who's yelling slide down and splash into the water, we're looking for the imprisoned turd that cried out for help turtlehead to its escape in a piss and porkchop fart scent-filled luxury bathroom.

IT IS ALL OVER!!!

The only better than the conclusion to this multi-push turd fight would be to hear the legendary voice of Mike Goldberg yell out one of his most famous quotes made famous in the world of MMA. Dat thang is down for the count like Jake Paul– glistening from heavy perspiration and decked out in half the iconic colors of his racist hero. This piece of shit however won't no-sell defeat…

 

Thicker Than A Yella Snicker gets a star for each round that Anthony Joshua toyed around with Jake Paul.

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Gotta love a good return appearance by this super-sized hipped thickie. Nothing wrong with the first one, but something along the lines of this clip was much needed. To see Fyebottom put up a fight with her gastrointestinal tract was a nice touch of difficulty compared to the soft stream of casserole cooked up in Stump Dump. No matter how many times I've seen her clap her ass or spread those Jake-Paul-jaw swollen cheeks, it's still unfathomable that she's emptied her ass on camera! She seems to be OK with it, so I love her bowl-less adventures without question.

 

CATCH FYEBOTTOM IN MORE FETISH CLIPS HERE!!!