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Curvy Nicole is Rated #1

It's an argument that feels like it's as old as time– who is the better ball player, Michael Jordan or LeBron James??? In reality, the discussion is as old as the first Avengers movie. No, not the cable provider clickbait British one, the Marvel star-studded one. Every time I hear somebody on YouTube talk about who did what and the winning percentages of either man, I feel like another hair on my head turns gray. What upsets me isn't that MJ has the reputation of being a dick off the court or LeBron may just be a tad bit overhyped or that other greats like Kobe, Chamberlain (RIP to them both🙏🏾) nor Dr. J are brought up in the conversation, it's that I believe that greatness has multiple classes to its existence. Besides, those same people only talk about who's the greatest between famous basketball players. Groan.

Now I understand what my middle school principal meant when he said “vote for the candidate who you think is best fit for the role, not who the more popular figure is.” Now judging by what's going on in this country right now, people really shouldn't place votes on more popular figures rather than the person they think is a better fit for the role. Now you got a helluva whole lot of people bitching about how the person who, apparently got the most votes to win the election of this presidency role, is unfit, can't do the job and those same people have hosted protests in an effort to remove this leader from office (I won't say their name.)

Issa good thing that I don't pick my fetish models based on popularity. It's true that such ladies are brought to my attention based on how their followers hype their work up, their clips are even leaked out onto tube sites, but it has to be the appeal of the fetish worker that gets my attention. If they have a FemScat page, I'm glued onto the gif that is posted right beside the clip description. Back when Scatshop existed, I used the exact same technique when selecting the clip(s) I was gonna buy for that week. Back then you didn't argue who was the better log dropper between ScarlettMarie21 and Curvy Nicole– you greedily bought a clip from each store and grabbed the Kleenex & Jergens after each download was complete.

Welp the legend that was Scatshop would come under scrutiny for not paying its models, but that didn't stop a goat like Curvy Nicole from keeping the cash coming in. She sold me this new clip thru Twitter and cut out the middle man like most new scat models coming in the game at that time. You can look at the highlights here and see why she is one of the best…


Remember what I said about a fetish worker's appeal and how it draws me to her work? Well Nicole's presence draws you in as the screen clears and those thick cheeks mount her bowel bullseye of choice. The choice for this bathroom trip? Her sink.


Issa weird choice, but a puzzling one for those who know the pains of keeping a house fresh & clean. Consider all anxiety moved from the head and heart to the balls and shaft once the leader of the Big Clit Nation spreads her cheeks and voids her bowels.


Here's something new that career-long fans haven't gotten used to being featured in a Curvy Nicole clip– deep breaths and Rice Krispie crackling of her Star Crunch-like dookie stretching her pink, upside down volcano on its way out to freedom.




As far as I'm concerned, Curvy Nicole is #1 and this clip earned its flowers long after its debut.
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Go ahead and throw your criticisms towards this review like a Middle-Eastern reporter towards George W. Bush back in 2008…

“It's only a minute and 12 seconds.”
So? So are the scat videos that you find on most tube sites.

“All she does is drop ass over a sink.”
Yeah, my nigga. I ain't got time for theatrics. The turdbirth was spectacular doe.

“She ain't een show that dookie doe😒
Neither did Melanin Scat, but that never stopped you from (still) tapping into her brand long after she stopped showing graphic footage😒 For me, Curvy Nicole was the original scat BBW that paved the way for more women her ethnicity and shape to earn a good living albeit on a sketchy platform and not exceeding her screen presence but nearly matching it. The decision to take a shit in the sink, while not a desire of mine, proved to be one out of the norm that still got eggplants to erupt and entertain fetish audiences of all origins. You'd never complain about how many different angles that MJ or Bron shot the ball, why complain about how a scat clip is shot? And like the aforementioned stars, Curvy Nicole's legend is promptly administered based on her versatility.

SEE WHY CURVY NICOLE IS GOATED HERE!!!



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