Skunkgirlgas1 - "Fat Morning Turd"

From my vantage point, I don't get all the rah-rah behind “good morning” energy. You know what kind of energy I'm talmbout. You can't een leave your house before somebody who's power walking faster than Santino Marella sings “good morning”. Must've had Italian coffee for breakfast. If you work early in the AM, there's always that co-worker/customer/client yelling “good morning” while your body has yet to fully wake up. Still don't get it. Maybe they ate sum good coochie or something– until you realize it's a gay co-worker. That explains the power walking… it's too early, mane. I need a cup of coffee myself. At least toss me an energy drink first…

I'm not tryna knock anybody's enthusiasm towards other people. On the other side of that coin, there's far too many people you do go out of your way to greet and they look at you with the stankface. Niggas have all the freedom and privilege while not being on the clock and they act like they've too good to speak back to you. Up here acting like their shit don't stink… some act like they don't een have assholes. *Insert Family Guy New Yorker bathroom joke here* Racist fuckers… I don't let it ruin my day tho. I focus on what makes my days on this roasting blue rock great, something else that happens in the mornings at home or at work, something that coffee ensures happens to its consumers– bowel movements!!!

There's this one colonic contraction that I want to focus on today, and it's brought to you by another one of my favorite Black Twitter feeders called Skunkgirlgas1. She's dropped ass in this space before, and she's back to make another impression on her bathroom floor and in our hearts. Take a look at this free clip posted by her ⬇️

Now THIS is what makes mornings great! For some people it takes some cheek clapping, a very select few can just rise and shine after the rooster crows, for me it takes seeing a pair of cheeks being spread while a Black woman opens up her cake hole. Beware of incoming flowers…

• It's a free clip, my nigga. It's truly a crying shame that we (scat fans) don't have more ladies like Skunkgirlgas1 filling the ranks of elite ebony specialists who void their bowels for a living. Too many of the others are either grifting thru this nondesirable career path or easing their way into domme work via dookie clips. As evident by her Twitter (still not calling it “X”) page, this fluffy little feeder is nothing more, nothing less than the big girl you live next door to that you see walking out to her car to go to Wal-Mart in the afternoon. Her footage is easy to digest like a bag of Munchos.
• Better view. This is another point that angers me about Skunkgirlgas1 not being a frequent content creator– she easily shows room for improvement. The angle of this clip gives us a better look at that two-tone, fudge round booty of hers as she squats in front of her tub(?). While I adore the closer-up views in predecessor clips like A Plumper's Plopper and Snap Crackle Plop, Fat Morning Turd gives off more of a glimpse at Skunkgirlgas1's lower body.
• Nun wrong wit fries early in da morning. You obviously don't read in this space if this next point surprises you, but she has the look going on as part of her uniform. You know, the look. The look that wins my heart each time the video starts playing and gets the white lava level at Mount LiGenerate up to damn-near critical. I'm sorry– thick thighs, cocoa brown feet and peach-colored soles are my weakness. The “bottomless” look for us scat fetishists is our “topless” look that most nude photography lovers cherish so very much. Playboy fans know what I'm talmbout. (They still have Playboy, right?)
• This one's a beast. Surely you look at plus-size women and think “this girl's not a skinny streamer”, right? I don't. I'll admit that it's too much of a fantasy that big women pass big logs on a regular basis, the correlation is too much like Stan Lee's obsession with alliterated names. Welp, Skunk Girl's guts must've heard the pleas inside my head and granted me my wish like Jean Grey and the genie from Aladdin respectively. She took deeper breaths than a yogi with each push, inching her turd closer and closer to freedom. Boi did dat load squeak itself out of captivity… it reminded me of Ace Ventura crawling out of the back of that mechanical rhino in Nature Calls.

Good constipation is like sexy childbirth to us scat fetishists.

• This lil nigga's as big as a stick of deordorant😳 

I still can't believe that something the size of a stick of Suave dragged half of Skunkgirlgas1 out with it. Even with the picture not included with the tweet, a feat like this is amazing each and every time I watch it play for half a minute straight. I honestly feel like this is almost museum-exhibit worthy if it weren't for this current administration's seething hatred of Blacks😤

This is what definitely creates “good morning” energy for me. The only thing that beats watching a clip like Fat Morning Turd to start your day off right is the fact that Skunkgirlgas1 loves her audience enough to share her water closet adventures with each grateful member. I damn sure don't have the influence or rapport for fetish models to just drop free scat videos in my inbox😢 But this readily-available gift is added to my bookmarks…

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