I'm what people describe as "frank". Precise. To the point even. If I'm gonna say or do anything, it's gonna be in a quick and swift fashion. Over and done. No need for flashy antics or any kind of tedious details. I've been that way for as long as I can remember; one of my high school English teachers hated that characteristic exhibited by me. She claimed that I needed to "elaborate more" in scribbly red side notes on a classroom assignment so many years ago. Pffft. Now you see why I write reviews on poop videos rather than essays about chilli dogs or articles about MMA fighters in the New Yorker. They're much shorter, easier and fun to produce.
If you're an active member of The FFC (fart/full fetish community) on Twitter, then you've more than likely ran into your fair share of like-minded individuals who share the same interests in fetish videos. Do you go crazy at the sound of hot gas shooting out of a thick pair of butt cheeks? There's hundreds more just like you. Bold enough to watch a burrito that gives a woman of color that same level of flatulence slither to freedom out of her culo? Twitter is the place for you. Reddit is too empty.
I oddly enough found a sex worker on Twitter who also shares my beliefs in poop videos. She was caring enough to give me the inside scoop on one of her videos that she offers up for sale. Isn't that nice of her? And here I previously thought that people you meet would only be nice to you now to be a total butthole to you later. Her username is kchocolateBOMB and her frankness is not by her choice. I give you proof in exhibit A, On Sum Tub Shyt.
Most sexy videos from an adult entertainer of Kay's calibre involving a tub also include suds, champagne, rose petals and even candlelight. Our highlighted sex worker has less than half those items yet still manages to slay this production harder than OhCaress ever did with a well-financed and hi-def resolution. With her phone set up in front of her bathtub kchocolateBOMB simply walks in, sits down on the edge and drops a bun-sized hotdog right onto the floor below quicker than a fidgety kid at a cookout. Talk about "franks".
All of the sex appeal and none of the bullshit.
Kay don't need no words, don't een need no music! Unlike her more popular fetish contemporaries, this young lady ditches any and all drafted scripts to get to the stanky point. She ain't even say "I gotta go yaw". Just bam! Bowel movement. That's cool tho. I couldn't envision a good Teddy Pendergrass or Robin Thicke track to pair with this recording anyway. The turd would be out before the start of the first verse.
Body no Meg.
The beautiful thing about Kay is definitely dat body of hers and what makes it even more beautiful is its shape. If you haven't seen her work before, you're definitely in for a treat. Her Twitter avi doesn't do her appearance any justice so lemme just put it out there for you potential new customers: Kay is simply a semi-thick, burnt ochre, inkless walking dose of melanin slowly roasted to a great tint. That was definitely one frozen pizza God put in the oven and took out at the right time. If you find yourself thinking that the load dropped too quickly, her naked body bathed by the bathroom light will help empty ya sack…
The only kiss Kay blows you is from down below.
I don't know what ethnicity you are or what your preference in naked women are, but if her bootyhole doesn't look like an upside down Kilimanjaro when she's spraying Mother Nature's sexiest batch of brown lava then Ion want it. (Mount Helena for the White men and Mount Fuji for the Japanese.) There's just something truly special about women with that anal configuration. You can take any average sex worker with a concave or next to no butthole and create the exact same footage, but a feature like this that's exclusive to KchocolateBOMB, Glamourpussyy, Tiff and so very few makes these ladies stand out. Gold medal recipients are higher on the Olympic podium after all.
Dat shit is so sexy.
As if the bulging bootyhole didn't portray the hardened labor of Kay's BM, the semi-soft fudge surely gives off a vicious force with its smooth streamlining and rapid fire remnants. You can't really feast your eyes too good on the finished product for the middle ground positioning but I don't give a shit. Kay's desperation in fixing the shower curtains along with that stand-up from the tub is all the energy you'll need in this kind of bathroom clip.
KchocolateBOMB is definitely a hole GOAT.
Most sex workers are known for what kinds of eggplants they can stuff down their throats, and Kay is without a doubt best applauded for what food she can stuff down hers and fire out between her round, firm cheeks. If you're ever gonna take a fetish model seriously, it's this top heavy one. Each play button press is done with the intent to do what she loves and something you would be remiss in needing after every meal. Her easy talent flex is a body of work you cannot afford to ignore from her pages!
Here's her...
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