The entire existence of the selfie is one you will not receive any disagreements from me towards. When I think about it, the consequential impact is quite genius. Now you think about it: someone almost 20 years ago took one of the world's first flip phones, completed the most strenuous task of pushing the screen back and took a picture in the most over-the-top, flamboyant way possible. Not only did they do that, but they got other ghetto/urban youths to either adopt the trend or copy it ad nauseum. I'm banking on the latter option as a fact.
Not only did pop culture invent self portraits as a genre of photography, but they also devised the style and culture surrounding footage that could only be described as "homegrown". No matter how egotistical or thirsty the nature of these homemade videos, I always find the choreography improvised throughout the various runtimes very entertaining. One of my early go-tos was the widespread genre of twerk videos😌
Nothing on this digital planet could compare between gateways and local area networks; the freedom from judgment, the expression, the choice of hip-hop music (good hip-hop music), and last but definitely not least the nudity. Nudity had to be a bet, otherwise all of my online pursuits of clappyness could be rendered moot with the incorporation of YouTube. On second thought, BET is more like it. There's guaranteed to be more mature women on there. Everybody not named R. Kelly know what I'm talmbout…
Now, well since 2008 anyways, self shooter culture has brought the massive innanet population another great niche that I have taken to like dads to chicken wings, pizza and beer in the fall! Can you guess what it is? Obviously you forgot which site you're on and it damn sure ain't Pornhub! Or Rotten Tomatoes. It's scat! (The cleaner kind.) And today I have the good intention of showing you the result of sexual revolution and fetish evolution in this clip called Jiggly's Selfie, starring the South American sensation that is Mz. Jiggly!
And just like the energy of a twerk video, Jiggly brings her own brand of thottery and funk with the sneak peek given to you (who haven't seen it yet) in the review for this video. She'll be a forever favorite, she has never disappointed when that red dot is pressed, so allow me to share why Jiggly's Selfie is so fuckin dope…
The fit. As long as I've known her, Jiggly has a way with threads. Always has had a way since the ThisVid days. The fit in this clip however is very homey yet coordinated. She's not one of those new age young bloods inspired by white culture; she's rockin a black cotton U neck and black spandex shorts– ones that have beaten her pink panties to the finish line of her knee caps.
The views.
Damn her body is dope🍆 What's even more mesmerizing than her landing striped cunchie filmed from her bathroom mirror's reflection is her landing striped cunchie and round ass shot from the toilet lid perspective. My nerves always fire up synapses into a frenzy when I realize that the model's phone is that close to falling in the water with the tap of the seat lid, but my curiosity pie faces those feelings out the way and tunes in for the funky stuff. Jiggly got me looking like the Michael Jackson popcorn gif up until she shows the finished product in the bowl.
Then I become the Chef Boyardee ravioli monster.
Dat mac n' cheese.
And speaking of delicious pasta, if her body isn't making noises that sound like stirring mac & cheese it ain't a good video! You can hear all of her creaminess mash together as Jiggly's shaking her phat ass and as she's emptying it out. Pussy lovers get to savor Jiggly's hole bobbing open like a sea bass' mouf and asshole lovers can bask in the long suspense of her chewed food crackling out of her booty. Issa "w" for both vanillas and nasties in one clip!
Dem jiggles.
No Mz. Jiggly clip is complete without them just like no comic book cover is complete without a signature from its artist. She might use them to taunt and mesmerize her recurring customers but speaking as one, the ass taunting is nothing but lovely. It's not needed (especially since the sperms have long left the balls after the bowel voiding) but every masterpiece needs its finishing touch. You wouldn't refuse good buttercream icing on a rich red velvet cake because it's already baked to perfection would you? And the cashier at Nothing Bundt Cakes would bitch slap you with your own credit card and receipt if you did…
Who woulda thought that creating something so harmless as a selfie would lead to countless twerk videos and even scat videos succeeding that fad? The realization leaves me more shocked than Tony Stark during the beginning of his video will in Avengers Endgame. As much as I feel we have pop culture to thank for videos like Jiggly's Selfie, this genre of content creation is just as natural as the contents created during filming. And its origins make the appeal behind it truly unique. Last time I checked, there was no such establishment where sexy ladies were allowed to pull up and film their work on the spot. There's no such thing as Glamour Scat or Glamour Shots for scat content creators (I wish there was.) Anything that resembles anything close to that notion is either a popular attempt at an annoying cameraman cashing in off scat culture or an OTT salesman trying to monopolize the very same culture himself. Jiggly's own commitment to her craft merits top-shelf praise on its own, so it's only fitting to give the clip Jiggly's Selfie five stars.
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