Quick Thick Shit

Have you ever been somewhere, tried something that that particular establishment were testing the waters with and ended up loving it? I have. Nigga I had no idea that Burger King would invent something called the Whopperito much less know it would hit my tastebuds the way it did. They took commercial grade taco meat, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, pickles and wrapped it up in a flour tortilla. Dat shit is ever so delicious!!! I loved it so much, I went back again and again and again for more until BK stopped making it. 😭

Your favorite vegan is back in this featured clip to try making more scat classics with her smartphone. Unlike the last banger she farted out, this one is short and sweet like a cupcake. Standing on her cute, bright peach soles butt-ass naked, Zee starts off this experience by spreading her phat cocoa brown cheeks. Then the teasing stops as her hand slides to the side, her pink butthole pops open, and ridged bright brown chunks peek out from hiding. You're left drooling with hunger as the rest of her swift masturdpiece squeaks away from colonic captivity. Alright, that was quick. Let's see if I can fly through this review without rambling on…

In my honest opinion, Zee smashed it again in another round of hot scat hijinks. You generally never know what to expect concept-wise when a fetish model puts out another video. This girl is on a roll with these back-to-back hits. She always managed to tweet fart vids consecutively, so it's no surprise that her shit clips follow the same standard. Maybe because...

• APPEARANCE- The body: petite, slender and cocoa-colored with a phat, round ass. The load: crinkly, almost meteor-like, light ochre and glistening in the bathroom light, which looks good against a dark brown and pink backdrop. Resolution is definitely hi-def.
• POSITIONING- If done right, the standing position can be a smash sensation. Zee had just the right degree to show off all of her sexy turdbirthing to the crowd watching through their phones. Any higher and this would've evolved into ass worship with boo-boo involved. And with Zee's shape, you can have a whole Sunday school service complete with male choir and all.
• SOUND BITES- All you get with Quick Thick Shit is the sound of her cheeks with each lift and the sound of her massive shit getting pushed through her beautiful butthole harder than a shopper through the opening doors of Target on Black Friday. No moans or breathing to get you to the giggity promised land but the visuals will suffice.
• CREATIVITY- Zee gets brownie points here for trying a different filming position in comparison to the last. My fond memories of some of the best fetish clips shot by women all over the globe involve them squatting or sitting on the toilet. With Zee's expertise, she can make any angle into an instant nutbuster without even trying to impress.

Catch this instant classic from Zee on her ThisVid page! And let her know how you like her work in the comments!