Breanne "Sparkle" Williams - "Living Room Naked Poop"

I was off the other day and I couldn't help but notice the only thing interesting on TV– documentaries. The particular show I was watching focused on mysteries in life. It didn't talk about who killed Tupac or Biggie or why any transportation vehicle can't escape the Bermuda Triangle, it focused on things like missing people, urban legends, stuff like that. The topics of this show were mostly about things I had heard about while in grade school, which I found cool upon discovery.

What I didn't find cool was them milking the viewers on about the possible whereabouts of this lost colony. The show is an hour long, you've already discussed the events leading up to the mystery taking place, and everything after that feels like speculation (since history textbooks leave classroom lessons on a cliffhanger.) Lawrence Fishburne is mah nigga and all, but that's dat white people shit that agitates me to no end. I start to zone out at that point.

All of the special appearances by female historians who are sexier than they have any right to be, seeing Zendaya in a commercial for Dune Part Two while channel back peddling and seeing that female jogger from the Parkinson's Moving Day commercial pretty much gets me interested in a realm inside those threads. Pretty much anything gets me interested about the things that occur between a woman's butt cheeks. I'm like the fecal Glenn Quagmire. I'll admit that my fetish isn't as strong as his creator's, but the sheer curiosity holds my brain hostage like a gas station clerk staring down the sawed-off double barrel shotgun of someone desperate enough to rob a BP Family Fare in this day and age.

Going from seeing Pocahontas illustrated in textbooks to wanting to see an indigenous woman take a dango is a jump bigger than Cubana Lust's nipples, but it furnishes an amount of anxiety that I can handle effortlessly. Matterfack, I have an indigenous woman who's footage I can pull up to quench my thirst like Gatorade. Her name's Breanne “Sparkle” Williams and Imma share with you a clip she once made that I entitled Living Room Naked Poop.

The FKA Mz. Cupkakez is back in the EFRO Zone, primed for another opportunity to receive some flowers. As a grown man who has appreciation for women working in the adult industry, I have plenty of flowers to give. She's mainly known for nudes on Instagram and the amateur porn she films for OnlyFans but I personally want her legend to be just as awesome for cable being laid in addition to pipes:

Baby's breasts, pussy willows and chrysanthebums. This isn't my first rodeo in seeing a little person take a shit, nor is it my first time seeing one fully naked as evidenced in my last Sparkle review. However, I still find myself in awe after watching Living Room Naked Poop each time I gif mapped it. The black flowing (might as well call it) wig, hanging breasts, Buddha belly, chubby limbs and monstrous ass– how could you not love Sparkle's natural state? She's like a BBW, only miniaturized! Imagine Pinky shrunken down a foot and a half mixed with a little southwestern US flavor and those are the vibes that Breanne gives in this video. They call her 'Tall Midget’ anyway, and we all know somebody that can be mistaken for somebody else. Love her shape to pieces❤

Can't fertilize plants without manure. Speaking of pieces, the two small morsels of Sparkle's creamy filling are the other components of this clip that steals my heart. It's true that while the offering isn't as long or substantial as the log that fell in her backyard, it's always the performance that counts in these fetish clips. Fecal size is a bigger mystery than the identity of the next set of winning numbers drawn in any fast draw lottery (since they're all tied to the same national jackpot😡), but getting $6 back after getting only the lucky ball is something I can appreciate.

Breanne “Sparkle” Williams gets a passing grade for her effort put into the clip Living Room Naked Poop.

Excuse me for gushing over her, but I just can't get over Sparkle in this clip. It's about the same length of Midget Shits Outside, the setting is inside rather than outside, and this little woman is wearing nothing but blue eyeliner, pink lipstick, a headband, string necklace and a heartwarming smile. Everything about her radiates for two minutes straight!

And the part that I can't figure out is whether her small, steatopygic frame is to blame or her sweet and bubbly nature. At one part she feels bashful for having dropped a load onto a mat in her living room, but the BM is all that matters in a fetish video like this. It almost feels like a life-size, Black rubenesque Tinkerbell sans the wings and dress swarmed the screen with the sole intent of pleasing my nasty side. And the way she has herself illustrated to look like an actual faerie on Twitter, the irony is never more appropriate.

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