Floor Shit #1

My curiosity always piques when I find a farting girl on Twitter. They're on there blowin' their asses out, throwing their asses around but are they willing to drop a load tho? I mean, come on people. You knew that kind of quandary would come to light knowing who I am. With the discovery of every sex worker, nudist and fart girl, the question always haunts me like The Sentinels hunted the X-Men in Days Future Past. Every cheek spread, every ham blast triggers my fetish and the yearning doesn't stop until I switch to watching scat videos. That usually takes the edge off.

The thing with curiosities is that there's always boundaries in place to keep people in check with the other party's comfort zone. Some girls are confident enough to show their naked bodies, but are iffy about masturbating on camera for fear of showing off too much or don't believe they are good twerkers. Some girls fart to amuse potential viewers, but don't feel that pee or poop will come across the intellect of others with the same amount of entertainment. One girl simply said "fuck it" and aimed her brown magic tricks towards an audience on ThisVid.

As the clip starts playing, our featured Twitter lady is seated on her knees on her bathroom floor spreading her ass while wearing a white thong. Be easy-- the thong is soon pulled aside to prevent this from being deemed a panty poop clip. I hate those. BUT as pissed as I was to be denied the initial opening of her sweet, strawberry-colored, concave butthole, euphoria was soon re-established along with the process of Zee's bowel movement. Big green boulders soon emerge from between her phat ass cheeks. Each one breaks off from the bunch and fall quickly in succession, making small thumps as they hit the floor below. Straining from difficulty and body readjustment accompany the small samples of stool. Zee spits out more chunks from her ass and as soon as her pink butthole expands even further, the full body of this intestinal anomaly falls out of her cocoa melanated body. Dayum.

With this kind of poop clip, the pressure to impress was high. As mentioned in a tweet, this was Zee's first attempt at producing a scat clip posted on a tube site platform. Besides, this was poop she was pushing out of her ass, not a fart. No one would know whether the majority of people watching would shout "ewwww that's nasty!" or giggity all over their smartphones. I committed the second act within 52 seconds. I gotta give Zee brownie points for:

• The courage to make this clip. Zee you are a rare and true blessing, no matter how rare your asstastic appearances are.
• Her skin tone. I'm a sucker for dark skin girls with pink lips and openings.
• Her sexy voice. It's definitely a great octave for moans, JOI (jerk off instructional) videos or just speaking your mind in tweets.
• Her poop. Good Lawd Almighty! Dat thang looks like a Snickers falling on top of M&M's down there. And I'm a sucker for the color of it, too. I know women really don't have a lot of say-so over what comes out in their BM's but I gotta give this girl eternal praise all around. Zee making a nigga wanna eat dat sumbitch…

GO AND BEAR WITNESS TO THIS GIRL'S SCAT DEBUT HERE!!!