Fart and Booty Clapping Compilation

What's the first batch of thoughts that fill your head when you see a sex worker for the first time? If I know the popular mindset for grown men ages 18 to 35, it's "Bruh I wonder if she take poundings on camera frfr?". That's their mindset and they're entitled to it. To be honest-- porn is what the majority of (yes) little teenage boys and young men gun for after the onset of puberty. I should know; I used to be a part of both those age groups. It all started with softcore cable porn at age 13, then I grew interested in things like pinup girls and internet models as my sideburns and the hair under my lip grew in. I guess you can say my taste in nude arts got tamer as I got hairier but then bam! Back to the land of extreme.

As soon as my beard grew in, so did my curiosity of women's bodily functions. The cravings settled in one chin hair at a time. I had to find a good range to be satisfied within my bodily fluid philosophy. Pooping was the most extreme limit I set, so long as two girls didn't devour it out of a cup. (Secret between me and you: I watch men eat it from the woman now🤫). Puke videos, while the norm in comedic watch party banter and YouTube search results, are just too aggressive and worry-inducing for my tastes. Those videos get the boot along with the tame "Ashley's on the toilet" type footage. And ladies there's nothing wrong if you bleed or drool down below while you're voiding your bowels. It's just what a woman's body does.

This is where Nixlynka comes in handy. No other sex worker shows as much versatility in skill as everyone's favorite Latina outside of J-Lo, Rosie Perez and Eva Mendes and we here at EFRO Zone love her for it. If you're a traditionalist among the 18 to 35 year olds, then you'll love her B/G and lesbian porn. Got an expansion fetish? Nix will make you feel Japanese for 8 minutes. Even if your kink is stinky, Nixlynka will go in the bowl like a good little cosplayer. But unlike Miss Mendes, Nixlynka isn't afraid to walk onto the screen butt-naked and crack a few funky ones for the fart fans. With permission from Mr. IBS, I present to you the preview & review for Fart and Booty Clapping Compilation…

NIXLYNKA FARTS OUT ANOTHER CLASSIC

This is so much better than the lil 10 second preview that you see in a sex worker's tweet (for those who beg for previews in the DMs). The following 10 minutes plus are loaded with 9 samples of ass cologne sprayed in different sections of Nix's residence. That's an average of one fart per minute folks. Not only that, each high note hit by her culo is topped with all the ass clapping, ass slapping, ass shaking and tit playing a full-grown man can handle in one sitting.

Sweet lil bed burst.

Onesie squeezes.

Early ham blast in the shower.

Cutting a couple in front of the lizard tank.

Back to the bed we go.

Super bass.

Too pooped to get up.

Wiggles everywhere.

 THE SUM OF ALL FARTS

First off I gotta praise Nixlynka for the rigors in production that she overcame in making this clip. People don't really understand that it isn't as easy for women to relieve themselves as it is for men. Fellas you know we go any day of the week in any setting and think that women's bodies do the same thing. That's not quite the case. Nixlynka's experience with IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) sees that she rarely has fruitful trips to the loo let alone moments in life without bloating and sharp pains-- flatulence also keeps the same energy.

But despite all of her discomfort in pooping and guiding wall dildos to the chocolate promised land, the former Plopzilla still delivers her best. With the way she swarms the camera, I oughta call her Farthra. The farts she let loose are small outbursts save for the big bassy one in the 5th scene. That one's my favorite. The shower and bed farts get points for randomness and creativity; the former for being at risk of damaging her phone and the latter for sex appeal. For a truly nasty guy like me, nothing would turn me onto bae quicker than a naked booty fart sent to my phone.

Speaking of turn-ons, honorable mention goes to Nixlynka's undressing and ass claps. A good strip for some reason just makes all the hairs and limbs on my body stand on end. And it's something you can't get from any woman either; I highly doubt anybody (except for me) thought that the mama complaining about her son's phone service was super sexy.

That and all the ass claps, cheek rubbing and booty shaking really makes this clip a fun watch. It's the new little booty churn move than gets me. These lil mannerisms fit in with her sex work and sweet personality. Hell if she did the same thing in a poop video I'd say "That's so Nix😍". You'd be given a pass for wanting to watch Fart and Ass Clapping Compilation on mute though I highly forbid missing the audio experience. I also highly forbid sleeping on this girl's work. Get this video from her ManyVids page.