kchocolateBOMB in "Yellow Cap"

 Boy I tell ya these words and slang come outta nowhere with all the relevance in the world. No forecast, no warning in sight– and the next thing you know everybody's yellin shit like "real talk" and "no cap". Like, who exactly came up with that phrase? Who comes up with any new phrase for that matter? When I was growing up, "capping" meant that you were filling somebody with bullets. Now if you're capping somebody, it means that you're lying to them.

The Body XXX isn't so fond of the term herself. She made an Instagram post ventilating:

"Niggas always runnin around sayin no cap! Well they ain't got no gown either🤣"

Now far be it for me to criticize somebody because of their vocabulary, but you can't roast somebody for their educational background when you a.) prolly barely finished grade school yourself and b.) became famous for what went into your mouf rather than what comes out of it. Just let people live, aight? You don't see me calling Twitter users 8 year-olds because they say "family" a thousand times…

It gets to the point nowadays that if the lady in the 15 second moment of fame ain't a fetish worker, I don't mentally invest myself in her or what she has to say. She can rock the fanciest, most expensive outfit that could make it to a checklist on Two Chainz's show and I still wouldn't care. You can imagine how much I roll my eyes at every Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta commercial and still be somewhat accurate even tho you don't know what I look like. Right now I'm only fuckin with one girl who uses a cap and her name is KchocolateBOMB…

In this episode of kchoc's everyday life titled Yellow Cap, we as an audience get another 25 second glimpse into her bathroom, her toilet and deep into her phat ass. I know you're sittin there thinking and reacting "Nigga– 25 SECONDS?" *Ace Vane voice* But before you run off and go stare at a tweet with pirated content almost 8 times longer, lemme give you a few reasons why you should look forward to this clip more than the next episode of Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta:

She got drip so yellow, bananas get jealous instead of other baddies. To be honest, I dunno what fashion objective KchocolateBOMB was going for but I love the bright yellow color of her cap and tee. My guess is that the girl was wearing black leggings or white stretch pants as part of this day's hood ensemble but decided to ditch them when she felt the increasing pressure at the bottom of her ass, which is fine– I love my fet ladies bottomless like Merry Melodies cartoon characters during filming!

Same shit, different angle. The preview for That Hurt showed you an insane, upside down, close-up point of view involving Kay's bright yellow liver pudding production for that morning/day. Yellow Cap has more of a right-side up, flat level, ¾ side angle view of the deep look into this ATLien's ass and what a view it is🤤 The full thickness of the cheeks, the gorge of her dark crack and the double poke all shine in the midst of kchoc's smartphone light. The Japanese would surely love this girl's work as much as me.

She created some Stankonia without any beats. Another apparent difference in this clip from the last one spotlighted on this site is the lack of sound KchocolateBOMB makes. Instead of hearing the cries of her turning into a werewolf by passing bright toilet slavery food through her hemmies, we are (still) blessed with hearing the symphony of her solid and liquid waste hit the bowl of water below. Definitely better than any symphony Wardlow ever conducted.

Her drip goes from yellow to green to clear.

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

That's a direct quote from Google Search and Albert Einstein himself. Granted some may look at the sequence of scat videos and think that the process is tedious, but this is the level of tedium that a nigga needs in his daily life! Besides, nothing is ever predictable about KchocolateBOMB or her bowels. You watch one video where she's naked, the next one she's pulling down a pair of gray stretch pants. You watch one where she's talking in it, the next video she's quieter than a house cat. You watch one where her doo-doo looks yellow, the next video it changes to the color of green mid-birth. I always say that women's dookie is the only kind of Kryptonite that I have, and Yellow Cap is definitely a clip that brings me to my knees like Superman in front of Lex Luthor with a handful of the green rock.

Yellow Cap by KchocolateBOMB gets a greasy thumb up.

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At the end of the day, I am a huge fan of the rear view toilet selfies that women take. The whole perspective is from behind the woman rather than in front of her. This view, while deemed too graphic by some, best captures all of the gastrointestinal activities for those that are mature enough to understand what is occurring biologically. Even if the girl seated or bent over (🤤) in praying mantis form in front of her iPhone doesn't pack as many yams as a Southern grocery store, the distortion created by the camera gives every little second a unique feel the whole time the combination of yesterday's meals are crawling to their watery freedom like Andy Dufresne.

This offering by KchocolateBOMB doesn't deserve any less amount of affection because it has the runtime of a commercial or none of the sexier mannerisms like commentary or twerking; and that's what makes Yellow Cap so great. The beauty lies in the simplicity and execution of the beloved bathroom activities demonstrated by these daring, grown ladies. I consider kchoc to be the Lance Storm of ebony scat whereas so many other fetish workers need the over-the-top drama and theatrics that would make Hulk Hogan's in-ring performances seem half-ass. In Yellow Cap you get the face, the booty then the dookie and nothing more. And that's the kind of cap I can get down with…

 

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