Princess KT in "Mushy And Gassy"

Thick and chunky. Long and soft. Wet and runny. If you were to jump into the DMs of a 30 year old me at the start of scat clip ownership and asked which variety of doo-doo butter I was hoping to purchase, I would tell you "thick and chunky" without hesitation. I don't mean to discourage any woman out there who holds her iPhone up to her ass in the heat of an impromptu bathroom visit, but that's a popular preference of mine ever since I found out women did this for bags of money. To me, nothing opens a woman up like the previously chewed food goodness that seems to be chocked full of corn, pimentos or chia seeds except seeing the girl stuff actual food items in her bootyhole and force them back out. Thank you Tumblr and Roxy Raye for that epiphany.

Nowadays, I just simply watch and learn. Whatever comes out is whatever is in there. I keep my eyes open for anything that might prove to be intriguing and lucky for me, I found out about a sex worker who had previously wanted to dip her toes in making scat videos. That would be a lovely feeling, wouldn't it fellas? To have a woman with the class of your average baddie twist her big hips, stroll up to you and say in a calm voice "I took a mean shit this mornin'. Wanna see?" Welp, sadly this isn't the "What If The Internet Was a Real Place" sketch of The Chappelle's Show but there is a sexy lady that wants to serve you like one of those servers in the fancier McDonald's restaurants.

KT's is now open for business.

This here is called Mushy And Gassy (not to be confused with the defunct "Big 'N Tasty") and it comes with two beefy, kushy, brown seedless buns seared to plush-sized perfection on top of a porcelain bowl.

Order #328 is ready!!!

I gotta say I enjoyed this meal cooked by the culo of The FFC's reigning sheriff. This fetish debut is on the more coy side of all the content I've laid my eyes on. I'll give you a detailed explanation why this clip hits the taste palette differently in as many points as many pickles a fast food burger should have. Mickey D's take notes (and ignore the gifs😬)...

The buns.

Now, I don't know what she looks like standing upright or twerking in place for the camera. After all, the fetish realm is where I first encountered KT. But seated on a lidless toilet-- dat ass looks meatier than angus sirloin! Oh God😩 those faint stretch marks are life!!! The only thing that makes my stomach growl harder is what the princess is cooking in her broiler…

KT's special sauce.

A.) Thick and chunky. B.) Long and soft. C.) Mushy and gassy. It's just like taking a test in grade school and with the release of Princess KT's offering in this clip, you have the D option of "all of the above" to choose from. Hard enough to open her tiny hole, this continuous stream crackles on and on until it reaches a soft conclusion. The remainder of KT's BM sizzles in her gaped opus as gas also finds its way out. [Insert Pacha perfection meme here.]

No drink or fries with this order.

The only thing that baffled me more than seeing The FFC Sheriff's bootyhole slowly stretch to glory was that there was no pee. No liquid drippings. No "champagne" as the popular scat culture calls it. Maybe she didn't have a full-enough bladder on this bathroom trip. Maybe she peed before pressing record but I chalk this point down mainly to the disappointment that I slick wanted to see that bald, sweet pussy at work. Then again, with it being squished by those thick thighs of hers doesn't leave much room for pee to escape thoroughly. Sadly that also is becoming a new fetish of mine. I thank Pornhub and Nixlynka for that epiphany too.

Now that's what I call "fast food"!!!

In the thousands of videos that I have studied over the past 13 years, a lot of the runtimes vary in length. Many of them are dozens and dozens of minutes long featuring some of the most creative (and sometimes over-the-top) screenplay known to greasy mankind. The majority are allotted an average runtime of 3 minutes. That's just enough time for a good strip twerk or the nuggety sections of a dry turd to meticulously pop out of a puffy bootyhole. Well based on the 30 second duration of Mushy and Gassy, KT didn't play any games in unleashing her elastic floodgate. Her demi-firm serving of bile only played possum in outright refusing its ejection before succumbing to a quick fate in the commode below-- and that's only the first half of the clip! You could call her "Jimmy John's" or "JJ" for short. She makes turds so fast, you'll freak!

EFRO Zone nutritional facts for Princess KT's Mushy and Gassy:

Honestly, I don't know where this girl came from but I thank the Lawd above and His Holy Father-- even if He may or may not watch these events from the clouds in disgust. Jesus definitely looks like a titty man. God on the other hand sits on the throne with Kleenex and Jergens on the arms. He's definitely an ass man. How else could He create such a wonderful bodily function to flow from a homemade masterpiece like Princess KT and have her sent my way? Try buying scat clips from the popular pornstars who merely adapt doo-dooing as a second income and you'll have a better chance of being approved to buy a Tesla on your middle-class budget. This swift sensation generated by KT proves exactly why this level of adult entertainment is needed. Nothing gives off a homegrown feel like a selfie view of a plush, Black young woman with an uncanny natural talent. I only hope more footage is produced by her in the future. If so, you'll definitely find previews for it here and you can get the real deal from the vendor herself! Hopefully Scatbook page coming soon🤞🏾