How talented are you? Can you do a backflip? Can you sing? Dance? Ever solved a sudoku puzzle or Rubix cube as quickly as AJ Styles does a Springboard 450° Splash? Yeah-- me neither. If you don't even know what a 450 Splash is, don't worry your pretty little head off. Honestly, I'm not gifted enough to do any of those things. I do however draw, paint, sculpt, write, and I'm perfectly fine with the talents I've crafted so far. This girl Melanin Scat though, she's the very definition of talented.
I first saw this girl in a Twitter thread over a week back and fellas, you know why we're there in the first place. While the ladies attack a thread by YoungJuey to promote their OnlyFans and show every private area to the internet world (while staying sexy and classy while they're doing it no less), all the dudes are hootin' and hollerin', giffing away, shooting their shot, some post dick pics outta da blue and that last part isn't cool-- even if you are a porn star. The majority of people pull up to see cheeks clappin' & holes winkin' and simply just watch the girls have a fun time. I scout for talent. Now while dudes are in the thread queen's domain hunting for a chick he's likely to forget in the next moment, I spot an ace in this deck of playing cards. A deer in the backyard of a redneck. A new Thickburger poster on the window of a nearby Hardee's. And boiiiii she's thick like one! I browsed Melanin Scat's page and noticed a tweet of her sitting on the toilet seat sideways claiming that she was "open to all fetishes if the price is right". Instantly, an ear-to-ear grin like The Grinch spread across my face. My inner poop demon awoken as I made my move to see a bowel movement like Finn Balor ascending the top turnbuckle.
One easy transaction later, I opened my inbox gifts. I couldn't have felt more like a kid on Christmas. There in the first few frames is this nudie queen sitting pretty on her porcelain throne. Starting off this bit of brown ecstasy, Mel spreads her two magnanimous portions of booty meat and waits for her poop to drop like football fans during a punt. She leans a lil bit forward to give her plush belly some pressure and then the brown magic begins; her bootyhole slowly opens like the shutter on a camera lens. Little light brown pebbles are seen emerging through this glorious opening, sacrificing one of their own ranks as if this was a test run. This is not a mere demonstration more so than a live opus conducted by mother nature and her ebony child.
One dolphin squeak later and two light brown pieces of nougat are pushed into the toilet bowl. These short, yummy lil loads start off with chunky heads and finish with soft, pointed tails. Each movement is punctuated by deep plops inside Mel's throne. Now I'm craving Three Musketeers👅 I asked about people's talents in the opening piece to this review, and boy did Mel ever show me her answer. Not only does this girl twerk, post nudes and use dildos, she's a natural when it comes to scat fetishes. I'm still impressed 'til this day *insert meme here*. Mel definitely deserves a follow and you'd be doing yourself a great injustice by not getting this clip. Not as bad as an injustice as the one in Cyntoia Brown's case or the Russia hacking of the US presidential race, but still….. Now stop beatin' ya meat to this preview and get the real thing!
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