Can you believe that over half of all marriages fail in the US? I think that the official percentage is higher but dayum still! Over half of all people who enter one of mankind's oldest, most cherished, celebrated and protected institutions will walk out with their hearts broken or without half of their belongings. Sounds kinda insane in practice, doesn't it? If I told you that over half of all people who attend a certain university fail at obtaining a degree, would you still break your neck to take classes there? I personally wouldn't. If there's anything that seems certain, it's statistics on anything that isn't done recreationally.
What do you think causes failures in such relationships? Money? Lack of money? Contrasting beliefs and mindsets? It's tough to judge especially when you're on the outside looking in. Katt Williams once told a joke that both people in the relationship have to be on the same page. "You can't be a born-again Christian and the other person is a crackhead." I laughed and co-signed with damn near every member of the audience of that forgotten stand-up special. He's right to a certain extent; you can't stand for different things and expect to live together (somewhat) peacefully for dozens of years, especially if you have kids together.
You can't be a tree hugger and expect to gel well with a modern-day viking! There's too much compromising going for you to hang onto your fleeting Chris Hemsworth wet dreams. You for damn sure can't be a carnivore tryna make it with a vegan/vegetarian just because she has two of the phattest biscuits not stored on a Bojangles baking rack. Fellas you can head down to an actual Bojangles and get two 'uvem to eat on the daily and save a lot of money, but not a lot of clogged arteries and mental health. That mindset gets us in enough trouble as it is. You can't shack up with a girl who is pure, PC and hates the fact that she has an asshole yet be a scat fetishist. It takes years for men in the relationship to be subjugated to morning farts or be called by bae on the toilet to get her a roll of tissue while ESPN's Top 10 Plays are counting down. You'd have to be as lucky that you can find someone as open-minded as the MyWifeDirtyHole couple who will let you watch her empty her ass out, and only then could yaw two be fortunate enough to put out classics like the clip previewed today, titled Quick Poop.
Most dudes on this side of the 2 Girls And A Cup viewing party don't een wanna know that the lady of their dreams has a bootyhole or even wanna know what pungent scents come out of there at an inconvenience but then again we aren't "most dudes'', are we? Those who are turned on by such activities would LOVE to get a peek at when our hot girl makes fresh hot girl shit. The Tumblr legends that make up the couple with the username "MyWifeDirtyHole" and the Heavy-R account "MyWifeDirtyAnus" have another small glimpse into their funky fetish lifestyle and although it is very brief, it is glorious enough to be encapsulated for all innanet eternity.
Closer than close.
This should be in the dictionary next to the word "goosebumps".
Another by-product of this homegrown direction is the crisp amount of HD used to capture ALL of the wifey's divine textures; the stark difference between light and dark, the full gradation on each goosebump, the glistening of the pee and the breakages in the melted-down Milky Way that is hard-pressed out of Redbone Carolina's ridged hole. This was definitely 4K before 4K.
Try planning a long distance trip to this attraction.
And while we're on the subject of "glistening pee", this plush yellow lady can pour a big glass of lemonade! It's not a gushing flow like Lake Niagara but good enough of a long golden river flow until Mother Nature finishes sending some funky brown fertilizer through the mrs.
Old Faithful ain't got SHIT on this attraction.
I honestly never understood why eccentric White people spent hunnids and thousands of dollars to see water shoot out of the ground. The halfway racist cartoons made in the 1940s always depicted geysers stretching out to spray the water in the air. The only thing that I spend money on to see get ejected like a heel manager during a big wrestling match is dookie– and this lady always seems to push out something glossy, cream-based, rich and decadent enough to be deemed a dessert. Ion care if it smelt of burning death mud, chicken bones and sweet peas– the wifey produced a bite-sized portion of stool too good to be called "eye candy".
Quick Poop by MyWifeDirtyHole gets two greasy thumbs up.
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This clip is akin to any Goldberg WCW match that happened during the Monday Night Wars; short in length, sweet in execution and eternally impactful in the minds of a dedicated, diehard fanbase. (Yes, I really can call their Tumblr fans that.) The wifey's turds definitely hit the toilet water with the full force of a Spear. And the way that she arches her back to inch her ass subtly closer to the camera adds an air of sex appeal so smooth and loin-rupturing reminiscent of the Nitro Girls🤌🏾 The full pout of her hole as it works easily outshines the beauty of her ass and thighs, the slap on the ass at the end tops off the couple atmosphere, and the duration makes you wanna watch Quick Poop over and over again even after the commencement of a greasy coma. This clip lived up to its namesake and the missus definitely showed out for this recording as she had always done for the Tumblr faithful. I sure miss it😔
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