Shezbooteeful in "New Scat"

For some weird, obscure reason there's always an old head ready and waiting in the bushes to hand you a fresh pamphlet of wisdom. Man these dudes are like the ICE agents of old school, except in place of face masks and bulletproof vests they wear custom fit ball caps and polo shirts with jeans. Their experiences go way back– further than the trend of the sneakers that they walk the streets in– I'll never forget what one of God's unofficial gov’ment agents told me. He said “you better stop complaining about what you ain't got and start appreciating what ya do have”. That old head turned out to be actual millennial Clifford “Tip” Harris and the info was given to me within a BET video featuring Jamie Foxx, not on some street corner with the other broke homies but I gotta give him props; he had a point.

I found it just as strange as a Jamie Foxx cameo in Gucci Mane's BET performance and not because it was slipped in a rap song. It felt like the quote came way out of left field for a piece of advice. A dude that raps about drugs, money, clothes and hoes giving me wisdom about appreciating things in life? Sounded like a white music exec pranked T.I. by altering his lyrics destined for that recording. But a deeper look into his checkered past with law enforcement and his response to sex trafficking allegations over a full decade later would reveal a much more street-savvy, wisdom-rich hustler that most people wouldn't know existed unless they studied this man's media presence like notes for a college final. I didn't agree with the full context of what he said in that video either but I understood the meaning of the former: why break your neck clawing for something hard to obtain when you have something else within a good reach?

Why complain that you can't afford something a celebrity wears when the clothes you have fit you and are easier to buy? Why get mad that you don't make enough money to afford a Dodge Charger when the Kia that you have is about to be paid off in 3 months? At least the engine in it hasn't gotten stuck yet. Why spend your time wondering what the female cast members of Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta would look like taking a shit when there's SO many fetish models and fetish-friendly foot models willing to drop ass and post their own videos behind a paywall? Okay that last one wasn't a hypothetical question, that was my own conscience giving my scat demon a pep talk. Don't act like you haven't given yourself a pep talk before– if you currently work a full-time job, you've had “the pep talk” inside your head.

The lesson from my own pep talk is essentially that I should focus more on models that are already willing to open their ass up for me and stay away from ones who are fed a script to horribly act out a Great Value Bad Girl’s Club episode. Today, that “model” is the legendary Shezbooteeful and her clip that I have grown to appreciate after its purchase is titled New Scat. Take a peek at this fan page super exclusive…

Short but sweet, New Scat by Shezbooteeful earns an Oozie for its funky screenplay.

I hope you didn't expect some long, drawn-out breakdown of this clip. Imma keep it short and sweet like the duration; all your curiosities are dissolved when you press play on this clip. SB gives you an update in the ongoing daily life of her toilet. Sure it feels like the commode is taking a back seat to the phenomena that is the close hair-faded, small hipped, thick-cheeked human figure that is Shezbooteeful. All of the other parts of her house featured in her OnlyFans footage can relate to that jealousy.

But that kind of screen hogging doesn't come without its merits. Even the swollen, bumpy cheeks of hers are pulled to the side as a good couple of chunky soft nuggets melt out of her ass. I don't even mind the slight period blood because I got to see MzBooteeful's bootyhole for the first time. And this whole time I've been too concerned about Breanne Williams’ ass being turned far away from the camera while I should've cherished this close proximity a little more (especially since I bought this video first.)

It would've given me the opportunity to spot the kernel of corn going on a rollercoaster ride sooner, hear the crackle of Booteeful's roll of country butt sausage being made and stare in hypnosis at those goosebumps while the kitty looks back at me. This kind of footage will live on in my heart forever.

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