What's the big deal behind Uggs? Why were they even named 'Uggs' anyway? I guess some guy dug up one of his shoe designs from the 8th grade and decided "Oh MAN these are so ugly!" And a long lost friend linked up with him in his sophomore year of college and asked him, "Bro you still puttin' those Uggs out on the market?" I don't know… I'm too lazy to Google it. (I'm up to my beard in turd videos ova here.) But what I do know is that dem muthafuckas are a SMASH hit with teenage girls and grown women ages 18-34.
It almost feels like the guy (or girl) who designed that shoe just farted an idea out to get some quick cash in. I mean, there's not much to the shoe other than the fact that it has a puffy base and wide high top to easily slip your foot into in a rush. Translation: Uggs are essentially the female Tims with a flat sole. The ascension of Uggs is identical to the growing popularity of scat videos in some ways. I'm not sure exactly when the first scat video came out, but I've seen old, grimey VHS footage of women who look like Dolly Parton stand over a man and drop some hot fudge, so I'm guessing the mid 80's. Fads like that go unnoticed for a while before people catch on and go crazy. And when fads hit, they make bigger impressions than meteors in Arizona.
Nilla's videos have the same effect. You instantly become hooked on her craft the second your finger taps the play button. Take this latest video as proof... She walks into frame wearing a black t-shirt, another clothing item that got inexplicably popular overnight-- black leggings-- and some black Uggs as she prepares to drop some chocolate of her own. Teasing the viewers, Nilla slowly pulls down her leggings to reveal those phat Blasian ass cheeks of hers. Her half-naked body is only an appetizer; she squats down to serve the main course next. All you hear in an empty bathroom is the crackling of fudge production, Nilla's breath releasing stress after a big push, and three thuds from a plastic bag laid out on the tiled floor.
If you didn't see the chunky dark chocolate fall out of her crouched body, no worries as Nilla gets up, makes a silly face, picks up her phone and shows you her masterpiece. Girls like her make this genre of fetish a true art form. They aren't ashamed of their bodies, afraid to please you nor mix a little humor in videography side dishes that are cooked to perfection. I don't know how they get exposed to fetishes or who leaned over to them and whispered "Hey, you know men love it when you boo-boo on camera", but I'm glad these trends find women somehow. I hope she becomes a millionaire from making poop clips. She truly deserves it.
WATCH NILLA SLAY IN UGGS HERE!!!
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