As a fellow fetishist, I get it. I may not watch as many fart videos as I do poop videos but still hear me out. Other than the usual am bust, why do you watch fart videos? For entertainment right? Some people watch 'em to hear the bootyhole of a thuck lil lady yell with rage from the Mexican food she ate. Others just like fart videos strictly for the thrill of seeing women engage in something stanky, which is cool. That's their right. Me personally-- I watch women rip ass for the relief aspect (whenever dick milkery isn't at play). But this clip I bought from the dude booty lover herself, Gassy Cocoa conjures up a different reason why I'll periodically dab into yam blasting videos…
Her ass is as magnificent as a Golden Corral buffet. But that's not the reason.
You've maybe seen the most famous women on the net detonate their dookie cutters on a tube site or on Twitter, but Cocoa will always outperform any pornstar when it comes to the fart game. Just her samples alone gives you a hint of her real power. Loud, bassy blasts are what she makes at her resting power level but in this featured clip, Cocoa lets off small bursts in succession while rocking dat half chunky/half smooth ass up and down. Didn't een have to see a chit'lin-crinkled, dark-ass nut sack stationed in the blast area. I do see a bald kitty and a massive belly hiding in fear doe.
There's the answer right there; anxiety.
It had to be the one thing fermenting inside my body throughout the whole 3 minutes and 47 seconds of a clip titled Farts Til I Shit. With any fart video (free or premium), curiosity always sets in after I tap the sideways equilateral triangle inside of the circle. Damn this girl got a phat ass and she can fart her ass off but will she end up takin' a shit? "It would be dope if she shitted while this happened" I always jokingly say inside. It doesn't matter if it's strictly a fart vid or not, I'm that much of a goofball even with the bottle of Jergens and a box of Kleenex at my disposal. But surely enough Cocoa's own one-eyed monster would blurt out an answer for me…
Despite my poor attempt at comedy earlier, I knew that this girl would blow her ass out into a dirty mess. I mean the title pretty much spoils the outcome of the clip. It was just a matter of when the torrential downpour would come. And down it came in one stream of multiple drops, each of the ultimate drippings more sufficient than the preceding ones.
The fart sequence in this video was like getting your favorite condiment out of its container to pour on a hot dog or a hamburger. You squeeze and squeeze the bottle again trying to get something out of it while the bottle "fart" noises occur before you shake and achieve success in getting some Heinz to finally pour out. Welp in Farts Till I Shit, Cocoa squeezes and squeezes over and over again until she empties out her internal upside-down bottle of spicy brown mustard onto the cotton hamburger below.
Farts Till I Shit was a lovely casserole of entertainment packed into a 3 minute plus lil Rubbermaid container. (I recommend that you don't open this dish up at work to share with anyone tho.) You got the main ingredient (Cocoa's phat gassy ass) garnished with well-known toppings (stretch marks right in the crack) and a secret sauce that will get your stomach growlin' (her creamy doo-doo butter). For me it was just a chill viewing until Duchess Cocoa started grunting her loads out. Now I see why she calls herself "duchess". She definitely commands sperms nationwide…
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