Really Had To Go

One pastry that I cannot shake my love and affection for is the honey bun. For as long as I've been able to balance myself on two feet and walk to get one, I've loved honey buns. They're just so soft, the right amount of sweetness resides in the glaze, and the spiral configuration is unorthodox. It doesn't matter if it is small like Little Debbie's version or monstrous like in various bakeries and restaurants across the nation-- it's gotta go into my mouth at some point. And don't let one have icing on top. That makes my infatuation even worse.

Honey buns are like the woman's ass of pastries. Everybody loves them regardless of race; they're that damn popular. Pulling them apart is one of the funnest experiences ever. And when you bite into one to eat it… Wooo Lawd Jeezus! Same thing can be said about cinnamon rolls. They are best savored fresh hot out of the oven with a glass of ice cold milk. The severely lactose intolerant might substitute a glass of water in its place…

Only problem is-- and I'm embarrassed to say it-- too much of that cinnamon sends me to the bathroom. Sorry to gross any of you out but it's how my system works😔 One brand of cinnamon roll I fuck wit heavily is CinnaBunz. Never heard of it? Well it's actually a her. CinnaBunz is a real-life person, thick and sweet as the pastry itself and once you see her icing drip from in between her fluffy buns in Really Had To Go, you'll run to the bathroom too-- for some Kleenex.

I NOW INTRODUCE TO YOU-- CINNABUNZ👏🏾

Funny thing is that I never even thought that this girl did scat videos when I first saw her. It never crossed my mind even once. It's also funny that I spend most of my time looking for fetish videos from minority ladies and find "pornstars" who only use it as additional income yet little gems find their way up to me from being buried in Twitter soil. Life is so ass backwards.

But getting the news from CB herself was pretty much a morale booster. For nude enthusiasts, it was like finding out that your favorite celebrity was gonna pose for Playboy or had some nudes leaked minus the creep factor. The thought that a woman this thick would ever spread open her cheeks and drop one off seemed like a reality so far away but eventually I would be blessed and I gotta show my gratitude with the release of this review. I pass my blessings onto you. Scroll down please…

Pulling off a wrapper has never been sexier.

It's little subtleties like this that pull me into the clip, away from my boring, mundane life as a middle-class worker. All of the anxiety, racing blood pressure and tense muscle contractions that are obtained at the plantation are transferred from my limbs down into my loins with each wiggle of Bunz's booty meat. She definitely puts blue pills to shame when those panties come down.

Testing out the softness of her sweet breads.

It's never enough for a girl like CinnaBunz to just cut on her camera, pull down her pants/draws and take a shit. Because those yams are so massive, her doo-doo prolly wouldn't ever escape from between the restricted space of their eternal collision. But being the courteous server she is, this young Southern belle pulls apart her two hot pieces of dough so you can see chewed food pour out of her cute lil bootyhole.

Here comes her hot, funky icing.

If one of the best spreads in scat doesn't send chills down your spine and out of your peehole, the bright-colored soft serve will get you there. It crackles right out of Bunz's body down into her porcelain target below, forming a long, creamy stream of yellow dessert in the process. Loud thumps echo from the water's ever-changing volume to confirm her success.

Sweet pee goes well with CinnaBunz, too.

The winter time is perfect for hot beverages to accompany sweet treats. Most places during this season are serving up hot chocolate and apple cider, Bunz has her own brand of lemonade to go with those cakes and caca. We can't see it drip out from her other glorious hole but there's the heavenly view of her sitting down on the toilet.

I dare you to name one thing about this girl that isn't sexy.

 

CinnaBunz, her thick buns and her standing poop gets 5 stars. Are you really surprised???

There are plenty of girls in porn that resemble her body type, and I believe that the fetish porn scene needs ideal prototypes like her, Michelle Tucker, Thalia Tate and Juicy Desire to fill its ranks. Sadly enough-- one of those girls does make scat clips but I digress…

It's CB's beautiful shape that takes the cake with this rating. Just the visual aspect of seeing a thick fetish model go through the motions and process of most scat clips is enough to blow one's mind. It's almost as if nothing else matters but dat ass. "This clip costs 19 dollars?" Oh well. Gotta see some dookey come outta dat phat ass. "No shade thrown against soft serve, but I love hole stretchers more." As long as dat ass is spread open, that's all that matters. "Dayum the phone fell over😂" Dayum dat ass doe… (Note: this clip doesn't cost that much and her phone never fell over. These are just examples.)

But above all else, CinnaBunz definitely made a great first impression with me. In this genre of fetishes you either prove your standing through skill and desire or end up showing desperation by giving anything less than your all. In every clip that I've seen Bunz put together, she musters up the courage to step in front of the camera and slay beyond the shadow of a doubt and she stays consistent in her work too. Bundled with the quality of resolution and natural talent, it's easy to see that CinnaBunz has a guaranteed spot in scat-loving hearts everywhere. Her legend will be further cemented once this thickie comes out of her medical hiatus. Speedy recovery to you, Bunz!!! You got this💪🏾