Pizza Dough-- Melanin Scat

What's your favorite pizza place? If you do have one, is it more of a commercial pizza chain or a family owned one? (Note to self: this would make a great poll on Twitter.) Everybody that knows me has the fact embedded into their memory banks that I love pizza to death. I love pizza as much as I love women and their poop videos. Therefore, I don't really have a preference when it comes to pizza like Quagmire doesn't have a preference in cup size. As long as I can pack my mouth with something, I'm good. But I'll tell you what I like about each one.

I love the commercial pizza franchises such as Papa John's, Marco's Pizza, Dominos and even SBarro because they have thick pies stuffed with premium toppings. And the lowkey Italian spots like Italian Pizzeria, Randy's Pizza, Tony's etc. have the thin pizza with little sauce and moderate cheese but the meat toppings are thin sliced yet sufficient for a big bite. Plus any authentic spot will serve you slices of pizza so big that they make poster boards feel embarrassed. I gotta admit that the rising crust on Marco's and Papa John's pizzas are draws-drenching to bite into. The feeling of soft, hot, fluffy bread is incomparable with ANY experience in life except for maybe biting a chick's ass. Still a lovely feeling even though I hardly eat the crust of a pizza.

It's a weird admission, right? I find it awkward myself. Yeah not that many Black people still eat from the papa himself after what he said about us… You wanna know another kind of pizza that I like??? The kind that dragged half of Melanin Scat out of her when she pushed it out on her OnlyFans page. I don't know which place she ate from but it looked sexy as fuck after being processed by her internal pizza oven. There's only captions on all of her posts, so I just stuck with calling this clip Pizza Dough. And yes, there's a review for it.

This instant classic is one of many improvements produced by Tiii since my discovery of her Twitter account and first purchase of her videos so long ago. Before her, I had rarely seen anyone of scat folklore record their poops on a toilet let alone seated sideways on the throne when they took the Browns to the Super Bowl. But this lil plump pusher came into her own with the establishment of an OnlyFans page, where she made every bathroom visit feel like a sexy diary entry co-written by Mother Nature. Let's take a peek at this day's entry, shall we?

In this clip, Tiii wastes no time in planting her phat ass down on the seat, spreading those thunderously decorated cakes with her heavy hands and serving the home audience a beverage of freshly-brewed pee before starting one of her most labored deliveries caught on camera.

Every sex worker that decides to make poop clips for a living is entitled to produce ONE banger during their often brief yet impactful career. This type of clip tends to stick out like the erect penis of a depantsed male performer in a porno, even if the majority of her work may be deemed lukewarm. This is why Pizza Dough will go down in fecal history as one of the greatest:

"Fetish work is like sex: It gets boring unless you switch positions." Whoever dropped that metaphor in her messages needs to remain constipated for the next week🙄 Granted watching women poop in the same positions may get a little boring, but the release of new clips doesn't come with each passing day or meal. And hell some days after being out of the house, being around all kinds of women with phat asses, sometimes you just crave a lil doggystyle. Am I right fellas? Pizza Dough is the scat nasty man's doggystyle of poop positions, the pair of leggings of the poop video drawer, his go-to clip for toilet lid level of visibility with a twist and Melanin Scat is deemed nothing less than a genius and a visionary for her creativity.

Her spread puts Jif out of business (hopefully The Rona won’t.)

Sure there are other pooping women that have ass cheeks so thick that they cause more heart attacks than Big Mama's cooking, but Tiii is a very notable example of this EFRO etiquette. By the way, thank you all thick-cheeked ladies (both slim and BBW) for your consideration of our viewpoints. Her spreads are just so sexy. They make me wanna let go when those waves of the Cake Sea are parted like a 90's high top fade. But I opt to wait for the brown stuff to make its presence known when I giggity. Speaking of which...

Enlarged to show texture.

I virtually looked at this turd emerge from this lady’s butthole like a mother watches a baby being born, only difference is I cried from my one eye down below the belt. I admired its brief cameo with the optimism of an abstract artist in a new exhibit, then grew anxious to taste it like a little kid seeing a commercial for a new cereal. I know it’s strictly beyond the control of the woman that manufacture these natural masterpieces but I gotta give brownie points to the appearance of Tiii’s boo-boo. Her poo is medium brown in hue, solid like cold clay and shined like wax acrylic nail polish. Lawd DAT thang looked like a Nutrageous candy bar if it weren't for those deep ridges.

Sounds of chunkiness.

The only thing better than seeing chunky poop fall out of a woman's ass is hearing chunky poop fall out of a woman's ass. From the moment Tiii's pussy stops dripping, the small symphony of crackles begin to play while her concave hole opens up slowly to expel its colonic capacity. Good pussy sounds like mac 'n cheese when you stir it and an excellent bowel movement sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies after a fresh shower of cold milk.

This is why they call it ‘poop porn’.

And if the sound of pepperoni, sausage, cheese, tomato sauce and bread being squeezed out doesn't set your anxiety dial to 10, then Melanin Scat's breathing between pushes should completely shatter it and open the flood gates. The combination of the two usually hits me like a spinning back kick from Joaquin Buckley every time. By the time I get to the "ooo-ehhh" of her labor, I'm KOed for the day.

 

Do yourself a huge favor-- spend less the price of a medium authentic Italian pizza and get this clip from the creator herself. You can also find more scat videos like Pizza Dough on her LoverFans page since OnlyFans is out for fetish workers all of a sudden. Apparently a former Disney TV star can charge $200 for a nude pic, then send a bikini pic with very little consequences yet thousands of fetish fans can't watch their favorite sex workers take a shit.