Natural Butt Plug

I just don't know what to make of the butt plug, mane. Besides the fact that they're stuffed into sexy asses nationwide and their coincidental resemblance to the spade symbol, I can't find much to like about them. Butt plugs help women train for anal sex and provide them with pleasure, but they get in the way when I'm trying to see the girl's butthole on Twitter. Sorry not sorry. I like the insertion process more. In insertion videos, the audience gets to see the star of the fetish flick birth an object like a dildo, mini squeezable basketballs, a baseball, fruit, boiled eggs, butter, even a rubber ducky-- out of their asshole (just in case you didn't know). But the downside to that is that you have to watch the girl stuff the weird toy of choice in there before you can giggity to the good stuff.

That's why I'm a HUGE fan of Zee's videos. She knows how to offer up something to watch that dwells outside the average standard of kink experiences. Instead of opting for a glass or stainless steel butt plug, our favorite librarian delivers a toy made from the freshest, organic, vegan supplies that the southeastern United States can offer. I like to think of it in the same regard as the edible panties sold in sex shops. Only instead of being processed in a warehouse, this culo jammer has gone through the long and tumultuous journey that is Zee's digestive system. I give to you a short documentary on its manufacture, from a clip called Natural Butt Plug.

In this video, Zee commences the awakening of sperms worldwide as seen in all tweets not featuring memes, CO-VID19, anime or #BlackLivesMatter. There's a little booty shaking and you even get a peek of her brow before she teases viewers with some anus control. Done tempering with everyone's emotions, this gassy librarian then bares down and farts out her shiny new toy onto the floor below. Since this site technically qualifies as "product review", let me go over the schematics of Zee's video and why it deserves to be nominated for a TOTY award…

• First off, that body deserves an award itself. Lemme set the record straight- I love women of all sizes and colors. It doesn't matter if you're 90 pounds or 600 pounds; if you've got the balls to record yourself naked then you have earned my respect right out of the gate. There's so many people who don't even love how their body looks unless it's the next Twitter hashtag (and it shows) yet this shy, chocolate-strawberry colored introvert is confident enough to press that red dot at the bottom of her screen without hesitation and show off those thick, thundery pillows. I clapped faster than a gay man watching Zee's cheeks wobble. But she wasn't finished yet…

• Her poop is a perennial winner of Turd of The Year. Whenever Zee announces the debut of a new scat clip, all her fans go crazier than a Karen. Every since she labored a long, green, monstrous turd and its heavy boulders in her Floor Shit video, there's speculation with each new bowel movement as to what comes out. It comes with the mentality of us poop fetishists. Quick Shit was a great sequel, Late Valentine's Day Present topped that dirty motion picture hit with a beet red and dark kidney bean colored offering that slid out of her glorious spooning body, and Natural Butt Plug doesn't disappoint any less. This load bears a heavy resemblance to its kin birthed two videos back, only difference is that this is a thicker, longer production segmented into three pieces. I wanna collect it as if it was the golden turd from American Dad. Annnd maybe eat it...

• If 'Lemme show you how that works down there' was a scat video… This video would be it. I love how this turd plays red rover with Zee's butt cheeks before breaking through to its freedom. Zee's pink bootyhole spreading open and pushing her two cakes apart is a magic trick that will never get old. Armed with a HD camera on her iPhone, Zee squeezes out a classic in 19 seconds whereas most girls with a Scatshop and OnlyFans page take minutes to do.

This lil chocolate lady is so talented at these kinds of clips it doesn't make sense. The only thing that's more thought-provoking than that is the fact that she does all these kink vids for FREE. There are so many questions that arise from recognizing Zee's talents. Why doesn't she make a premium page since she's so good? Is she a fan of the fetish(poop) just like me where the process is embedded in her memory banks? Where do women, who aren't presumably hip to bodily function fetishes, even find out about them? Facebook message groups? Tube sites? Is there a scat sensei hidden in the Himalayas somewhere with secret internet access? Summon Master Dookie. I need answers.

I also need answers from you, the audience. Did you see this clip on Reddit? What did you think of it? Let me know in the comments section below.