Another Serving of Thickness

What's that phrase they recently turned? "A woman looks for consistency in a man, not perfection". I don't know who coined the phrase but I hate 'em already. Anyways, as much as hate to admit it, consistency is a well-pursued virtue in this day and age. A guy could go out of his way to take care of his woman everyday of his life but the second he doesn't notice a new hairdo, that's his ass. Fellas if McDonald's constantly fucks up your order, are you gonna keep going back? I didn't think so. Once you perform a certain task to a specific standard set by someone else, you are expected to continue that level of performance indefinitely moving forward. Admission time with your favorite turd journalist-- it's very hard to maintain consistency with anything set by today's demand. Mel, on the other hand, makes it looks so easy…

Your favorite plus-size pusher is back in another toilet clip to please the masses once again! This video is part of a 2/$20 deal that Mel sells directly and is prominently featured on her OnlyFans page. Pusha Tiii once again serves up a sufficient portion of thickness that can't be found anywhere outside of her brand. I've scouted hundreds of talents all over the web/social media and no one can generate the style of work that Mel has, not even if she had a twin sister. *Crosses fingers and hopes that she does have a twin sister* Alright, lemme give her plops some props…

• Her spread. Moses couldn't part the Red Sea better than this. Pornstars don't even spread da pussy open better than Tiii pulls her fluffy butt cheeks apart and sadly both acts are conducted with the power of God on their side. Tiii has an ass so phat, so mighty, that the creamy stuff that's pushed out of it would never be seen on camera unless she opened it up. I'm convinced that the Trump administration could store their secrets in between Tiii's cheeks and the sumbitches will never be found again like Jimmy Hoffa. Because his current source of confidentiality is definitely doing such a swell job…
• Her consistency. You knew it was only a matter of time before the turd demon took over the reigns of my keyboard, and you also know that my long-ass theses have a purpose for inclusion into my scaterotica pieces here. With those two fluffy cakes spread apart and her concave bootyhole expanding like New Japan Pro Wrestling into the United States, Tiii pushes out some of the softest, bright-colored soft serve known to Black womankind. It's like the chocolate Wendy's frosty for scat fanatics. And a nigga wants a small cup no cap…
• Sounds of thickness. I know for a fact that there's music made to soothe adults that suffer from stress at the job and/or from family life. These tracks contain subtle notes and samples featuring bird chirps, crickets, and falling water to calm one's nerves from having to hear the sound of stupid questions, beeping machines and crying babies all day. It is truly a noble gesture to put out such a product to ease the strain that everyday life puts on the human body (especially for mothers). I personally don't have any kids (yet) although there is a hangnail that is my job. It happens to pop up outta nowhere and causes me pain everytime I try to get a grip on my life, and random sounds of The Serengeti ain't my cup of tea. But the sounds of soft serve pouring out of this young, sexy, plush Black woman makes every time clock punch worth executing. Tiii erases all entitlement from my memory banks and lowers my blood pressure with each squeeze, but the plops restrict my blood flow past my pelvic region and milks my prostate tho…

Has this review engaged your impulses yet? Don't bust dat nut, order your serving of thickness from Tiii to enjoy the complete experience!