Cue the classic Godzilla music for this one. When Jim Brownski announced that he acquired the services of this pornstar to further build his chocolate & peanut butter empire, let's be honest-- I generally didn't give a shit. No pun intended. I mean, my mindset while trolling for poop clips is pretty no-nonsense. At the end of the day, I could care less about a lady's status before she films these type of fetish videos. No race, sexual preference, age (over 18 of course), body type or weight class matters more than the entertainment itself. Hell a chick could shoot a poop video from jail with her orange jumpsuit down to her ankles while squatting over a bandana and I'd clap like a special needs person watching a magic trick. As long as you bring the funk ladies, I will shell out these coins and fire off these knuckle children with no questions asked.
I really only went gaga for certain pornstars that came up while I grew up in the new millennium. Women like Carmen Hayes, Cherokee D'Ass, Pinky, Michelle Tucker, Victoria Allure, Ice La Fox, Sophia Costello, Roxy Reynolds and even Aurora Jolie were always posted up on the internet in my high school and college days. Sigh. I didn't hear about most of the newer breeds until the inception of Tumblr and Twitter. But I took a chance and sampled the eternity of clips at the LKIF clip store and niggaaa this one chick caught my eye. I had to see what dat thang do on Hershey Rae and maaaan did she drop a few bombs out of the sky onto Hiroshima…
The first part of the clip starts as our Big Booty Judy squats in place over a plastic bag in her dark bedroom in front her TV. You're only left with the small amount of contrast as Hershey's steatopygic frame is highlighted by the light emanating from the screen as a slim, long, bright-colored turd emanates from the tight crawl space that is her butt cheeks. The second part sees Miss Rae experiment with a camera angle below her on the towel seat before squeezing out a sample of her homemade nougat. Part three is essentially a shart in front of her tub yet part four vindicates the miniscule offerings of this lady's chocolate factory in the previous two sections when she fires out another skinny load from betwixt her cheeks. All parts that feature ample stool passing shows the goods in the end.
I'm going to give this clip by Hershey Rae passing marks not just because she has a super donkey ass that you can shelve fresh-cleaned dishes on to dry, but for the simple fact that you get four poop attempts for one flat fee. All of the clips produced by this poop mongul share the same editing style. Hershey Rae's Getting Into The Groove made me glad that I paid attention to a tweet as well as forked over my cash to Scatshop once again. Alright, let's break dis thang down like a touchdown pass on ESPN's SportsCenter... Duh-nuh-nuh duh-nuh-nuh!
- APPEARANCE- As good as a dresser Hershey Rae is, all of that particular trait gives away as soon as you see her butt-naked in the 1st clip, bottomless in a black beater in the 3rd clip, and disrobe out of denim jeans and denim shorts in clips 2 and 4 respectively. I love that kind of trait when it comes to women. I also love how long and smooth her loads were, even if she barely mustered 3 small morsels in part 2.
- POSITIONING- With the ratio of squats to standing at 3-1, the squat position wins unanimously. Seeing Hershey Rae stand over the camera in a mouse's eye point of view is exponentially sexy, but seeing all of dat ass hang from her thick thighs like a dangling gymnast is guaranteed to stiffen laps across the globe.
- SOUND BITES- In all honesty, Hershey Rae is not really much of a grunter when it comes to dropping the kids off at the pool. In fact, you're more likely to giggity at the size of her ass before she strains hard while pooping. Some say that's the mark of a true lady, but I don't write reviews on stereotypical behaviors or standards. Hershey Rae does grace this fetish clip with a Southern accent. She shares her fears about placing her phone on the back on a toilet lid in the 2nd and apologizes for not pushing anything out in the 3rd clip, which is a nice attribute to discover if you're finding about this former porn star for the first time. The way Hershey's turds smack the floor after being born tho...
- CREATIVITY- Jim Brownski, the owner and founder of the Keeping It Funky brand, first off deserves to be eternally toasted for pulling tedious strings to get women of this popular stature to film themselves doing such a taboo fetish when so many people deem it nasty, disgusting, and weird. May the Lawd bless him and strike down the haters. I gotta assume that he's the one calling the shots on how all of this chocolate videography is shot. But other than that, not much curation is needed when you try your hands at something like scat. Hershey Rae gave it a go and she smashed in my opinion. She's a total trooper and queen for her time and consideration.
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