There goes one of those digestive aid commercials again😒 That one was for MiraLax. It was one of those animated constipation commercials too. Well I guess it's appropriate– I haven't known a lot of real women to be enthusiastic or even realistic about bowel movements. The ones I've been around act like they don't een have assholes or eat food. But apparently there really are a big population of women who have the hardest time letting fudge dragons pass through the portal. And there's medicine to help them get rid of that pesky dragon.
Outside of the colorful composition, the nonchalance of the commercial narrator, and the hysterical reaction to the conclusion of an FDA advertisement, a demon of mine awakens. It's concocted by the seething curiosity I have of seeing exactly how a scenario would play out should a woman put a teaspoon of these supplements to work. And it doesn't help that the actresses in these 30 second plots are mostly Black women. Sistas I still love yaw even tho some of you are Trump supporters. And no, Candace Owens doesn't count.
And then a good amount of realization comes in to smother that wildfire like a fire retardant blanket– while I can't see these kinds of women place a smartphone on the axle of her toilet seat, I do know of a plush Black woman who has GI issues that does make scat videos. She suffers more from IBS than irregularity, and she has managed to get shit done like Joe Biden did in his last days in office. She likes to think of herself as a real-life cartoon animation and she loves to make my wildest TV commercial fantasies come true. Her stage name: GothAndGassy. Her clip's name: Pause. And it's more entertaining than that time that Batman slapped Robin's hand out of his face.
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Color me strange, but I easily get annoyed by the shine TV actresses get. It's not their fault– they're only doing their jobs and living out their dreams of fulfilling some role-play. 🥱 Also color me bored. I'm sorry. It's just that once I realized that women existed beyond a few layers of clothing, everything put on TV comes across as secondary. And once I realized that everyday Latinas were willing to let the shit come from their asses and not their mouth, everything their grifter Caucasian contemporaries said fell on deaf ears. Take a peek at this minute plus clip… sorry that I don't have a savory, sultry feminine voice like the women on those cam girl ads. #IYKYK
I love it– a super closeup on two big, phat hairy cheeks, toilet seat level camera angle, a nugget of poop so shiny that makes Wendy's Saucy Nuggs jealous with envy, and real-life relief afterwards. Y'all know I don't like dat Hollywood shit. Matterfact, this clip would be the perfect response to the drama that occurs in those laxative commercials. It gives off the cutaway where the Griffins are watching a tampon commercial where the director uses real blood instead of blue liquid🤣💀 Imagine one of those “uh-oh, things are not flowing” commercials minus the bad acting, and substitute the glee shown at the end with the ShesFreaky level of thottery and you have the clip Pause. Go ahead and give the girl five stars already. *Hank Rafferty voice*
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That, my fellow nasty people, is fetish cinematography.
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