Curvy Nicole in "End Of My Colon Cleanse"

I can appreciate the charm of any comedian who takes the stage in an effort to make others laugh. One guy pulled up to the mic on Comedy Central and said:

 

“Sometimes I just love walking up to people and starting a conversation mid sentence like…”

At the time, I thought the joke was hilarious😂 I had to be in my late teens/early adulthood but still shout out to that comedian for the brief moment of happiness. I forget the guy’s name or ethnicity, please forgive me. All I remember is that this joke had to have been broadcasted in the early 2000s, I had to have walked across that stage already, and the stand-up TV show had to have been Premium Blend or ComicView. I don't remember a whole once I reached the mid 2010s. Sorry.

I do know that once I got into scat, a lot of what I deemed “entertainment” took a back seat to the newer genre that I was discovering. I still watched stand-up comedy, only full half-hour and full hour specials instead of comedy club shows. Sure enough tho the internet nude models would become extinct by that point, and in the place of everyday 20 to 30 something Black muses & strippers with the ass mannerisms of a pre-pubescent mutant trying to control their powers would the up-and-coming Black scat models that would rampage their way into my heart like Juggernaut through a brick wall.

What a wonderful time it was. I can remember when damn near every clip that Curvy Nicole would publish to Scatshop that fecal matter breaking through her pink & dark brown walls might as well be called “The Juggernaut”; it was hard, massive, pungent like a sweaty Englishman that might as well caused property damage to the floors that it touched. And while Curvy Nicole's primary body of work consisted of birthing more anomalies out of her ass than Stan Lee, there were more chronicles to come post Marvel creator posthumousness.

She did manage to sell me a clip that bookended the journey through her colon cleanse. The sentiment, while resembling the experience of the “start at the middle convo” joke, was eternally appreciated as such experience. The clip's name? “End of My Colon Cleanse“. And while the status of the scat marketplace Scatshop is in WCW mode post AOL/Time Warner buyout, we can all remember the good times. If you didn't buy the video yourself, here's a review:

Truth be told, and looking at my private library of Curvy Nicole cinema, I've loved pretty much all of this curvy BBW's work. This comp is like the Sheetz App Sampler of everything she has manufactured for public consumption and if you don't see eye-to-eye on my beliefs, allow me to convince you using these points:

• Views: Don't get me wrong– I loved the daredevil attitude with Curvy Nicole's production but sometimes the risks taken were too much. Certain videos were shot with no floor protection (Brought 2 U By Batman), one was filmed where the landing zone was inside a laundry basket (Ass Shaking & Shit), multiple videos were shot in her tub (Milk Enema, 1st Time Shower Pooping, etc.), I can't put my giggity before my anxiety. That's what maturing will do to you. But the angles introduced in End of My Colon Cleanse put my nerves at ease so my libido could keep on flowing! Not to mention that the toilet rear view was a more natural and fresh perspective on watching her empty her guts out. You can't say that I don't care what the models go through creatively. 

• Poos: We've established that nothing builds sexual suspense like the back view above the rim of the toilet, but nothing tops seeing two swollen, round, shiny, dimpled cheeks except what comes out comes from between them. By this point I had seen Nicole hulk out from pushing many hard loads out of her pink hole, but I'm like a rich GOP politician who's been given a lot of money– I’m greedy for more. End of My Colon Cleanse gives you numerous cabbage evacuations of all consistencies making all kinds of noises while Shawshanking their way into Nicole's toilet. These BMs weren't the same build of other CN classics (ala My O) or as musical as some (ala Squeaky Poop), this is a delightful medley to eject your kids to. (The fourth trip did it for me😖🌋)

A simple switch-up earns Curvy Nicole a 5 star review from this author.

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I hate switch-ups. They usually come at the worst times at the expense of the person being exposed to the instant change. And fellas you know we hate change with a passion once one way has proven fruitful for us. But let's keep it a buck– Nicole did all she could with those floor poop clips. As lovely as her brown ass looks squatting and down in doggie, the toilet view has a more casual and intimate feel to it in End of My Colon Cleanse. Everything done outside of this fashion feels like a forced attempt at impression. Plus it was nice to see Nicole chronicle her gastrointestinal practices, like watching her put Dual Action Cleanse to work or something. Dr. Klee Irwin must be sitting somewhere with a devilish grin and a pair of millennial dad khakis with a super-tight crotch.

 

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