Who reading this page plays the lottery? ✋🏾🧐 Of course you do. Either you're dumb enough to keep feeding that bill acceptor like my dumb ass or you're too young to play to which I say “GET TF OUTTA HERE!” *Craig to Michael Blackson voice* To the people that don't, you're smarter than a motherfucker. Somehow during your miserable little lifetime you figured out that your local state lottery jackpot(s) were nothing more than a nationwide scam wrapped inside of a casino dressing while running on the USA's oldest running algorithm– and eventually decided that the lottery wasn't for you.
I always felt like it was a total waste of time and money. Even if I can't guess all 5 numbers and the PowerBar in one shot, I highly doubt that a super computer would automatically make me the winner in a quick pick. Hell I don't need all the numbers, just lemme get like 3 of ‘em and I'd get a good couple bands to pay off a debt these bureaus claim I owe. That's all anyone really needs, right? I damn sure ain't working 6 jobs for the rest of my life to do it.
Wanna know what is a fun gamble? Buying scat clips from fetish models. At least when I inquire about a clip, there has already been a preview or snippet put out in a tweet previously. Try as hard as you might with your state's jackpots, you can't predict the next set of winnings based on what was drawn two days ago. But with my expertise in homegrown brown cinema, I knew in my heart of hearts that this specific lady was a winner. I didn't know what scat clips she truly offered since she doesn't have a Scatshop or FemScat store but little did I know that I was given a winning ticket when XO Farts slipped me Still Bubbling in my email…
This must be what it's like for the white people that I've talked to say that they paid $5 for a scratch-off and won $500. I paid double that price and got a scat clip that would whet my appetite for more of this thick Tarheel's work. I knew by following XOFARTS that she possessed enough gifts to turn me into a born-again Christian during Sunday School but the clip she sold me would surpass my own expectations. Let's scroll on and see why:
Elephant in the room addressed: It's the ass on her.
Having been a fan of the genre for over a decade and a half and a critic of it for a third of the time, I try not to make the focus of the footage on the model's yams. With my persistent note-taking on food childbearing, I am laser-focused on finding the hole and monitoring the center of my gorilla glass for any emerging chunks or creaminess. But boiiiiii is XO packing the entire acre of crops back there! Oh my God😵💫 These two cheeks would sing “Focus” by H.E.R. if they could talk. Instead, they prolly growl whenever XO Farts walks around anywhere since they are so beastly. I'm pretty sure her toilet bowl instantly hears Thanos’ entrance theme once she lowers herself over her toilet. Here in Still Bubbling, it's her bathroom carpet's turn to pause in fear as she's positioned on the floor in doggy.
What it do? Fart apparently.
Deep inside their heads, vanillas joke about how much ass a BBW has and wonder whether they can fart/shit etc. And with an old alias of “The Mad Farter” you can bet your smartwatch that XO Farts can blow her whole ass out. All prolly 50 inches of it. It's the leftover remnants of a fart sessions that prove to be the real MVP of this small clip. The two dry ones in and out of painted-on leggings prove to be precedents of the much longer and wetter ass blasts shot out from between XO's monumental slabs of meat.
It wiggles too.
Each occurrence is like seeing a Vadersault during your childhood, like seeing Ivar's cartwheel clothesline before the pandemic and stupid Stamford name change, that is how amazing it is seeing each butt cheek move to the command of each brain half below the chocolatey surface with the heart and hug & kiss tatt located on the temple. I swear nothing could shoot out from underneath and I could watch this motion all day long…😵💫
I didn't know wagons were fueled by gas🤔 Normally I wouldn't go for bowel movements wetter than pro wrestler hair but the former Mad Farter's inner petroleum won my heart in the end from an entertainment standpoint. I like my dookie like I like my wimmenz; thick and chunky. Anything with more flow than a triple strand braid causes the fetish model to grunt and breathe like she's lifting heavy furniture by herself. But I can still appreciate this incoming tide of mud butt. It's so rich in color and splatters with each fart that Nestlé chocolate milk and sweet potatoes are told to have a seat. What did she eat or drink in advance of a session to make the leftover gas come out like an ice bucket challenge? Had to be milk itself.
This is definitely Oozie worthy, but XO Farts cements her status as a Stink Champ with the release and review of Still Bubbling.
As I march closer to middle life, I find myself engaging in a lot of new and different things. I say “bro” now as opposed to its early New Millennium predecessor of “bruh”. I eat more veggies now in place of starches and cheese. I tried wearing tighter fitting clothing, but the horrible memory of the tight jeans phase made me go back to oversized drip minus the 1990's spirit behind its swaggering. And nowadays, I find myself more akin to looser stools in scat fetish videos as opposed to their more monstrous ancestors.
Still Bubbling carried the vibe of a day in the life of a fetish worker and occasional domme. The fact that a black BBW suddenly caught the BGs and teased her internal sexiness for 40 seconds straight is just a lovely mix of fantasy and reality. I personally loved every second of it. I still can't believe that downpour tho. I still can't believe how well put together XO Farts is even in full 4K. And here I am back again on talking about this chick's shape. “Unbelievable” would be the word to describe this entire experience from captioned fart to final shart. But sadly you can't experience XO's culo cannon shots with these 8 gifs and no sound…
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