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Mz Jiggly in "When A Gamer's Gotta Go"

I absolutely hate it when I'm doing something and a dookie attack hits. We've all been there. I've been on the concrete plantation tryin not to piss Massah off and feel a cannonball to the gut come outta nowhere. Numerous times. Ever been driving and feel a fudge dragon slither further down into your colon? Yeah you wanna think that it's a fart but Twitter teaches you to never trust them. And the last thing you wanna do with an obnoxious Generation X mama ridin shotgun or hyperactive kids in the back is shart the driver's seat.

Ever had to suddenly take a shit while playing video games? Even tho the bathroom is closer in proximity, it still sucks. There's nothing worse than being in mid-mission or mid-drive and feeling like you have what feels like a pine cone in ya ass. For me, it's "mid-wrestling match". I've just turned on the PlayStation, sat thru all the entrances and I'm ready to kick a lil bit of ass when those pains hit. Jiggly must be able to relate– she's got a clip out that chronicles similar bootyhole woes called When A Gamer's Gotta Go 

Mz. Jiggly has blessed our corneas once again as we get a sneak peek into this scat classic! This Latina hybrid doesn't know how to make a bad clip whereas the scat dabbers fail miserably. This clip reminds all of her diehard fan base as to why Jiggly's such a natural at fetish clips:

She really can't wait like OutKast.

The poor girl doesn't een get up and leave the room to drop off a stanky load! She just peels those black satin drawls off of her full butt cheeks, gets down in doggy and commences the funk. I don't know whether I'm turned on or shocked at this point. But if she's willing to blow her ass out in her own room, so be it. That dookie needs to come out like deez sperms.

Those late night binges gotta come in clutch somehow, right?

As much shit as you might take from a roommate about keeping a junky room, those Taco Bell wrappers provide a second use once the Chalupas have been savagely snatched out of them. Only someone with the ingenuity of a life hacker can find a good substitute for a puppy pad or a handful of paper towels to pour a home-cooked meal on. Taco Bell's beef might be treated like the dog food grade of food for us, but their wrapping paper is the dollar store grade puppy pads for fetish workers.

Heard of refried beans? Try reground beef.





If you're a diehard Jiggly fan like me who's watched her work since the beginning, you can easily spot her consistency within the production of these videos and it's not the cute lil ass jiggles at the end of the soft log dropping: it's her poop. Usually it earns the comparison to Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy ice cream or skinny rolls of greenish brownie batter. In WAGGG, Jiggly's ass goes from gaining ice cream nozzle recognition to being the hard spouter of Hormel Coney Island Chili. And her guts put in SERIOUS work here. It's commonplace to make a pile of soft logs but her glorious opening fired out enough bean paste to make three 5 Beefy Layer Burritos. Gahdamn! *Ace Vane female character voice*








Mz. Jiggly keeps earning 5 star reviews akin to Geoff Johns still gaining notoriety for his books.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This South American City Girl is so damn good that she pretty much doesn't have to try hard at filming scat clips. Squatting on a bathroom floor seems daring enough but putting all your faith in commercial fast food packaging takes twice as much balls. And that's the added characteristic to the on-camera presence that is Mz. Jiggly; cute, thick, playful, ballsy and (rightfully) full of hot, fermenting shit. Her clip When A Gamer's Gotta Go is just another solid testament to her skill and one more reason why you should mentally invest in her. I still do. She's a Latin scat deity worthy of the title! 

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