kchocolateBOMB - "This One Hurt"

I love how this niche of fetish porn operates. This is not a knock against how all of the other branches function, but scat is just tops. You don't have to be dolled up like Simone Richards to draw eyes to your brand and the bad smut acting isn't necessary either. Bukkake? Just– no. Wrong bodily function and opposite end of the body for me. But if you can stomach it, have at it. And I appreciate what Roxy Raye did for the insertion game but I love to see my food come out of the model chewed, broken down, processed and chunkier than a Nature Valley granola bar. There is nothing else on this planet like it. Only in the brown arena of entertainment can a woman (preferably of color) walk into the sunlight-lit space of her townhouse bathroom, wearing even less the amount of wardrobe required for the traditional porno flick, hover over the toilet bowl and empty out all of her ebony intestinal goodness and make a bag from it. But that's EXACTLY what kchocolateBOMB has in store for us in the preview for one of her recent lit releases captioned This One Hurt. Oh– and the titles also don't have to be elaborate either. You'll see why not. Just slide dat thumb up, please…

This update is long overdue for someone of kCB's talents. This One Hurt is another chapter in the everyday life of a young lady posted up in the extreme fetish capital of the North American southeast. I personally feel like this clip has everything needed for the casual scat fan and the reasons why I feel that way will be analyzed like I'm a retired former football player hired by ESPN and "ScattyKBOMB" is a running back for the Atlanta Falcons…

• DRESS CODE: Homebody. At the end of the day, this fetish model has chosen to invite all of her paying customers into the filthier aspect of her life that doesn't involve sexual urges with bae. So her clothing choice is one that wouldn't be welcome in public. But, again, that's where the energy from this clip feels organic rather than imaginary. I'm amazed only in the realization that the pink silk bonnet matches her bra. Kay's just as bright & colorful as an LFL player and more exposed than one after being pansted during a skirmish– just the way I like it.

• BADDIE STATUS: Give the lady a 10. I'd hold it up like a fan sign in the crowd because it doesn't make a lick of sense how fine this girl is! She has a little narrow eye shape, semi-narrow nose, good cheekbones and lips so juicy that Hi-Chews get jealous🔥 And the dimpled, pointy chin is the cutest feature on this hot girl! You can tell from the angle of KchocolateBOMB's camera as she's pulling her phone away from her face, I personally know from paying for her premium Snapchat (which you should also tap into.) Couldn't see all of this in the last poop video I reviewed of her so others making this first-time discovery in their DMs are in for a huge surprise.

• DAT ANGLE GAME: In keeping with the homegrown vibes, the camera is flipped to an upside down angle as this chocolate afternoon snack prepares to rid her shell of its peanut buttery filling. It's not my go-to but the succeeding video frames ensure that you can't take your eyes off of the screen. And speaking of brown eyes…

• DOUBLE POKE PLAY: This is nothing like I've ever seen. It's initially humbling when the kitty of the girl you're watching on your smartphone pokes out to see you but when a plump bootyhole like Kay's sticks out to give kisses before it opens up? The sight is enough to rival the coronavirus in causing heavy chest pains and breathing problems. Good Lawd🥵 Chalk this up to another advantage in kCB choosing a better camera angle for one of her trips to the SuperBowl.

• SOUND BITES: Top-notch level like most of the homegrown clips should be. KchocolateBOMB really delivers the essentials in This One Hurt. There's no loud, trashy rap spewed by a wiccan of an underground artist blasting in the background, no over-the-top script being recited before she does the doo, just good ol' grit & grunts as the crackles of a creamy piece of stool falls into the toilet bowl. This chocolate young queen growls out an "ow" before whimpering the remaining few seconds of this clip. Not to glorify the pain women go through during filming, but sound bites are necessary in bringing alive the realism and magic in these kinds of fetish clips. Given the fact that kchoc's one of the sexiest women to ever entertain grown men this side of the orient, Eurozone and Amazon River, that extra dynamic guarantees erupting eggplants worldwide and recurring customers. I'm already 16 ounces of sperms lighter and planning to hit this girl up for some more footage. *scratches like Tyrone Biggums*

This One Hurt by KchocolateBOMB gets 2 greasy thumbs up.

MTV has the moon man as their award. The Nobel Peace Prize is given out to a random assortment of people who make life better for all mankind. Hell AVN has their own awards now. I guess scat porn doesn't deserve recognition as evidenced of its ignorance on most adult platforms. If I could give poop clips their own recognition, I would call the award an Oozey. Sounds catchy and appropriate. KchocolateBOMB definitely deserves an Oozey for Quickest Dookie In A Scat Video. Her turd birth on average is fast enough to put The Flash out of shame, and since the current star of that DCCU TV series is facing a serious amount of bad publicity, I'd say she's a worthy replacement to wear the red & gold armor-plated spandex suit. Change it to red and black and put a speeding falcon on her fully-cushioned chest tho. And the colors brown and gold won't do due to the obvious pun. Hell kCB would make a great She-Hulk the way grunted that load out. There needs to be more Black women heroes anyway. RiRi and Shuri won't cut it alone.

I definitely hold Kay in the same high esteem as a superheroine. Whereas the powerful ladies of the cinematic universe and even people like Nikki ASH are tasked with maintaining a broad public image, ScattyKBOMB shines in keeping up her own behind-the-scenes antics that most men aren't bold enough to watch. That damn repulsor ray she emits from her phat ass makes me hungry asf stretching her for dear life. The twisted angle gives the video a fun vibe. And her hand placement on the front end of her throne is a nice lil touch of sex appeal. Let's see Uni do that on one of those unwashed public toilets in an Aldi's women's bathroom… KchocolateBOMB's brand of fetish gives you exactly what the casual scat fan asks for in a scat clip and nothing more or less. This One Hurt is glaring proof of that claim and this lil lady boasts more lit content like it.

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