Fellas it always seems to happen within the blink of an eye. You're out somewhere (mostly in public), prolly shoppin', gettin' something to eat and without you even putting forth an effort your Spidey senses go awf. (Is that how the youngins say it? Ok.) Within the viewing range of your 10 to 2 o'clock is one of the nicest looking asses you've ever seen. Shorty might be wearing the cult classic and most popular choice in black leggings, the runner-up pair of workout spandex or even a pair of jean shorts if you're in the right section of the United States– down south we call dem "coochie cutters". It don't matter what the size of the booty filling out the garment is– the reaction of seeing it is akin to the shock portrayed in a Marvel Avengers fatality blow. Ladies when you dress like this to show off an ass print our organs definitely feel like they're being attacked and we're just fine with that. After all, that's just a precursor to all the feelings that will eventually boil up inside of us men (and studs too) like turkey smoked chili beans inside of a pressure cooker.
There's a bag of dried anxiety bubbling in a tomatoey base of horniness while the pressure of curiosity forces steam to come shooting out of our ears. That's fine too. Only a man/lesbian with the discipline of a monk or the mentally-riddled psyche of a post 7-year itch spouse can go through those emotions and stay as cool as a bag of ice. But for nasty inquirers like me, too much curiosity runs the risk of boiling over. Sure the average nigga can look at a girl out in public and wonder things like "dayum I wonder what dat thang looks like wit no bottoms" or worse "I sure would luh to eat dat ass" and the more popular inner voice of "She can get dem cheeks clapped". Not my nasty ass. The main thing that forms in my brain stem is something along the lines of "I wonder what color her loads be?" Come on– didja really expect anything different? I review the porn I whack off to in my spare time. I would insert a Michael Jordan shrug gif but that'll throw off the thumbnail preview for this page.
Let's be brutally honest here– no guy reading this has the moxy to even inquire about stuff like dat when these random women appear. Unless you got the swagger of Holt from Cleveland Show/a status outside the confines of a committed relationship, those drawls ain't coming down; and you can't see "what it do" neither– especially not in the middle of the waiting line at Starbucks. That's where Melanin Scat comes in handy. Women in her craft can assemble clips with the most subtle dab of fantasy and a whole serving of stankiness. Below is a preview for Different Angle.
This, like the majority of Mel's clips reviewed here, is one of many brown gems found on the timeline of her now-defunct OnlyFans page that will live on in E.F.R.O. eternity in more ways than one. Without wasting too much more time, I'd like to dive into what makes this video so so very special in the hearts and loins of scat mankind:
If you will, please turn to the book of Plops: Chapter 1 sections 1 thru 4.
Remember that long-ass eulogy I went into higher up on this page? Yeah my printed version of drooling isn't without its full merit. And any red-blooded, heterosexual male will stand and applaud my beliefs like the OG church members in Sunday School. This is a new way that we've seen this big Georgia Peach unless you were there for the thrill ride through the former TigerTiii's OnlyFans page. This lil woman is currently standing upright to be able to drop her kids off in an empty pool lined with sales ad circulars.
Same old Snapchat vibe.
The positioning is reminiscent of Tiii's stories back in the day. When those notifications popped up, you just knew some good ol' thottery was awaiting your bulging eyeballs. In my own eyes, Tiii keeps the same energy going outside of the ghost realm and bird app. She's got a little left cheek action going while they race horizontally, vertically and diagonally across her plush surface while shawty taps her right cheek. You can only see all the way up to the bottom of Melanin Scat's chin but that's not the body part you need to be concerned with…
Down to bizness.
As beautiful as she is, Mel bends over and initiates one of the most famous spreads that greases up smartphone screens worldwide(*"floods" if you are a lesbian). And if that doesn't tug at your loin strings, Tiii's falling clay will definitely turn you into a grunt king/moan queen.
Fecal fantasy fulfilled. Melanin Scat receives a perfect 10!
Can I deliver more praise real quick? Thank you. I am not a man known to experiment with many changes in the fetish world because I am a man but damn! This kind of variety I do like and I'll tell you why; Melanin Scat to me is the queen of the side toilet angle. Ever since I first bought clips from her back in 2018 she has used this angle mainly and perfected her skills & filming quality with the help of a platform in OnlyFans. Dozens of updates and different poop consistencies kept things interesting, but alas we have some versatility shown to us by this dreadlocked thickie.
"Thickie" is the word used here that has never been more appropriate, necessary and yet ironic! Different Angle is a clip in which, if you have been living under a social media rock, gives the audience a fantastic view at Mel's lovely frame. A true grown man can appreciate the abundance of fat and contouring of such fat that sends retinas into a frenzy like a tornado sends parked cars into the air. I wanted to use "tizzy" but for the life of me the only thing that pops up in my mind while saying that word is titties. Tiii's titties do look good bundled up in dat tube top doe. There's just something about Mel's back that I adore so much. Her tummy is out and her cinnamon rolls glide over the natural curvature of her hips and the thickness of her butt cheeks which makes a great fuckin' side view of a BBW if I ever see one.
Switching from the side to the back view, Mel turns up the sexiness in Different Angle. It's not so much the fact that she's bending over to poop that gets me– it's the manner in which Mel gets ready to churn out a food baby that raises my blood pressure. Everything from the body realignment to seeing her sexy, wide, creased back disappear behind those bronze yams while her coochie slides into view between her compressing thighs slowly. She's like the sexy fetish worker version of a Transformer and I'm one of the geekiest nerds as Tiptimus Prime reverts back into an 18 wheeler. Even her bootyhole opening up and her load keeps the same energy with the following BM.
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