Slow Motion Scat

One of the notions I like to keep in my head about my work here in The EFRO Zone is that I feel like my work makes me the Picasso of poop porn. Using a good mix of anecdotes, descriptions, metaphors and imagery, I slap together digital masterpieces on the best web hosting a producer in the adult fetish industry can use (count Tumblr out. The bastards.😤). Alright, alright, so maybe I'm not quite there yet. But that is the legacy that I wanna leave behind when God calls me up to the big brown screen theatre in the sky. I at least want to be revered in the same regard as Andy Warhol or even Namio Harukawa mixed with a little Scott Carlson with the notoriety of Dave Meltzer. Truth be told-- I should be held in the same regard as Nostradamus when it comes to the fetish industry because I saw this thickum's growing interest in scat and it all was disguised as a subtle tweet…

YOU CAN CALL ME 'ASSTRADAMUS'

It was this tweet that got my brain cells racing around inside my skull once I saw it. Honestly, it's not a glaring hint at making scat videos but I began to interpret that sooner or later a woman with ShezBooteeful's business mindset would use fetishes as an additional source of income. It is wise to have one in this economy after all... I went on about my business after that thinking that one day I would be hit with the big news and sure enough the confirmation came in an update on ShezBooteeful's free OnlyFans page in a post captioned "Slow motion sc@t video" with the infamous "Pay x amount of dollars to unlock" censorship occupying the media space. Now most dudes in my position that early in the morning woulda been mad that she teased content like that, but I was more shocked than Nostradamus after seeing a vision in his holy grail of cabernet or whatever he used to predict the future. I said "Is she really doing this?" as I tapped my way to destiny. What I have ready for you to preview below is the exact answer to my question…

She's booteeful alright…

Any woman lover who has an Instagram account can clearly see what makes The Booteeful One so much of an on-screen presence. Her closely cut jet black hair, round face with medium puffed lips and contact lenses are enough to put the hardest nigga in a spell of admiration. Her beauty is unmatched anywhere in internet fame and so is her body shape. Medium-sized breasts, a solid core with a little flab, and a dangerously massive ass that swallows up thongs like Indian anacondas swallow up stray livestock. Go ahead and Google it. The video of the snake swallowing a baby cattle on an Indian farm I mean. No cap-- right here in these next few gifs, you get to see this freak of nature push something looking like a long snake out of her ass. And like the climax of that viral snake video, the experience will bring tears of joy to your eyes too.

I dunno what she eats, but it looks booteeful too.

Whether it's composed of cornbread, green beans, brisket, slaw, chicken-- this olive colored sludge monster wastes no time in escaping the prison that is Shezbooteeful's body whereas most heterosexual Black men would bust their ass to impregnate it. (They want to go in through the front entrance I assume.) I'm gunna assume this is five alarm chili that's the cause of this slow motion masterpiece. It's definitely making me sweat. *Stomach growls* Let me dissect the different factors of Slow Motion Scat like a JAV cameraman creepily does a plate of an actress' poop and show you why I like it…

• Ok, off the bat I'm going to admit first and foremost that there's no sound. I know-- I'm disappointed too. I'm a huge stickler for sound bytes in fetish clips of the vanilla AND chocolate/peanut butter genre. To be deprived of the potential sounds of macaroni and cheese as SB does the doo is a huge blow but where the video lacks in sound quality, it supersedes in visual satisfaction. Mz. Booteeful has so much ass, it fills the camera at a close range. This aspiring porcelain queen bends over in the standing position to push out her gastrointestinal offering rather than sit on the edge of her throne. There's hardly any free space left not being her ass & thighs or the toilet before her chewed food enters center screen.
• Speaking of visual satisfaction, the resolution of Slow Motion Scat is damn near top notch. Every goosebump on her 50+ inch thick ass and all of the yellow dots in this thickie's doo-doo is captured by her iPhone camera as it sits behind the toilet seat.

• You don't see this effect often in scat clips free or premium, but the decision to shoot this BM in slow motion was a cool one. It makes up for the absence of plops and grunts plus the slow motion frames give off monster movie vibes to compliment Shezbooteeful's gigantic ass. Long-time fans of hers are accustomed to seeing it clap and jiggle in slo-mo, now the scat nasty section of her fanbase can witness it make a fresh, warm, quick batch of brownie batter in the same reduced speed.

All in all, I'm gonna say that this clip is a must-have for big booty and scat worshippers alike. For the price of two McDonald's large iced coffees with extra shots of flavor, you can see what it does to a digestive system like Shezbooteeful's. Three dollars is easily the cheapest price you'll ever pay for a shit clip ever in your life. Mz. Booteeful's swift professionalism and business acumen will make you grateful you ever spent a dime on her. She responds A$AP if you inquire nicely about her scat videos. So if my review has piqued your interest, get your dollars ready and drop 3 of them in her May 12th post. Make sure you have a lot of tissue ready...