Scaterific92's Halftime Shit Pt. 2

IBS has to be a terrible condition to be stuck with. For the people who have the common version of it, you can't een eat a handful of grapes before you have to get up and fill the towel bowl. And I can only hope what is forced out of your ass has enough thickness to it so that your drawls and pants don't become a target wall for your asshole. IBS is wildly inconvenient from what I've been told. Ms. Starburst told me once that her shit always came out watery unless she ate a lot of bread. One article from VICE(?) gives accounts of people missing dates/shifts because of complications with IBS. It's like having a stomach virus in your colon all year round.

The only good thing about IBS is that this condition makes production for scat content easier if you were, rhetorically per se, a content creator who could film each episode and make bank on the footage. You can forget needing to apply for a desk job when you can chronicle your life as your guts continue to condense into each other in irritability and watch as people tune into your page like it's the latest episode of Game of Thrones or something. With this EFRO Zone update, Scaterific92 makes her way back onto our smartphone screens once again during halftime of Super Bowl LIX. Dear readers, I bring you part two of Scaterific92's Halftime Shit and I invite you to scroll to check out this particular session in that day's IBS events.

I'm just gonna leave a second Oozie for Scaterific92's Halftime Shit Pt. 2 here.

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I'm not een gonna go into great detail how this clip played out and that decision is not due to the fact that there's gifs of it above, I'm depleted of ball juice at the moment. But I digress, the second part of Scaterific92's Halftime Shit plays out just like the first part minus the stuffed piece of tissue and handful of literal doo-doo water. Poor Nat. I truly felt bad for her mainly because the formula that I feel mixes together to make an ideal toilet clip doesn't involve humiliation. If that's more along the lines of your grade of entertainment, have at it. But I also suggest calling a therapist to sort out whatever underlying embarrassment issues any female schoolmates may have caused back in your childhood.

Yeah I'm sure Nat shrugged off her misfortunes and washed her hands with Lava Soap as the Cashapp notifications kept popping up, but the mishaps from S92HS Pt. 1 had to be rectified. She had to redeem herself and boy did she in this seceding video. It's almost giving a take two feeling: same time of the day (prolly occurred 5 mins. later), same outfit, same hot butt mud, same lighting, and same angle capturing that massive, phat, striped ass stacked with black cotton rolls and a black wig attached with a silk head wrap. And to think some guy somewhere parted those beautiful cheeks and shot babies into this woman…🍆

Scaterific92's Halftime Shit Part 2 had a more relaxed vibe to it that determined its passing marks. It started off with Nat gently placing her phone on the toilet lid and turning to spray her boiling booty broth rather than throw her ass onto the seat like it was Ty Dolla Sign's lap in a strip club. It still consisted of the mumbling from part one while our favorite plush mud polluter power squeezed the entire duration. For me, getting two parts to this gametime bowl-filling saga is akin to indulging in a pack of Hostess Cupcakes; a sweet deal to sink your teeth into that has a lot of brown in it. The lasting view of Miss Taetay's fluffy buns smothering the toilet seat like a serving of chili on Waffle House hashbrowns is the main feels in both videos, yet knowing the kind of anguish she's suffered throughout a routine bout with IBS makes me wanna give her a hug. She definitely took the Browns to the Super Bowl like Bill Belichick intended to back in the early 90s. I love this lady's work!