Skunkgirlgas1 - "Before & After"

What draws your attention to your favorite public figures? Have you done enough soul searching to know why? I have. It's been one of the weirdest revelations I've had since I could use my brain stem. I realize that I was drawn to some of my favorite public figures mainly by aesthetics. Don't get me wrong; Chanel West Coast has a cute laugh, Rhea Ripley has a lovely accent, and Melissa McCarthy still looks like a plumper humper's wet dream even after the weight loss but yeah– nothing but aesthetics. 

Times have indeed changed. Anybody who believes that everyday monotony will work for them will tell you “if you ever have the opportunity to do any soul searchin, don't!” Welp, despite it not being pop culture to do so I've had plenty of time to look inward, pick apart things embedded into my DNA, put every life experience under a microscope and figure out what works for me and what doesn't. 

Wanna know what I figured out in all those years of loneliness? I realized that my true infatuation with women lies on the opposite side of their bodies. Yeah, all the way back there. Before you call me misogynistic, hear me out. Rather than remark over how distinct Chanel's cheeks split every time she smiles, I focus on how distinct butt cheeks look when a fetish worker is about to empty her guts into a toilet. Let's be honest about the possibilities here– you (and me) are never gonna hear Demi Bennett say “I've gotta poo” in that savory Aussie accent. Maybe Buddy Matthews has before🤐 And that food poisoning scene in Bridesmaids featuring Melissa McCarthy will probably be the closest anybody comes to seeing her take a shit. I highly doubt her personal trainer ever checked in on her eating habits that closely. “Well Melissa you're definitely eating more carrots instead of corn…”

The beautiful thing about creating your own space is that dreams do come true on the other side of insanity. There are more layers to sexy women than just what comes off of a costume designer's rack. You get a look at the rest of a woman's body, not just face porn footage. Today in the EFRO Zone, you have the opportunity to turn your attention to the south of Skunkgirlgas1's border (mainly the end of her Hershey highway) with the review of her original content titled Before & After. Now scroll down and try to hold dat nut in for the next few minutes😖

The inception of the Skunk Girl's Gas brand came as part of that epiphany I harped on about in the opener. At first I used to confuse her with Gassy Cocoa– big mistake. It's true that they're both plush Black fetish BBWs and feeder queens prominent on the Twitter platform, but that's where the comparisons stop. SGG1 has given enough inspiration to merit the flowers given here and her free post just keep adding to her legend in the following ways:

• She really is about dat life. The weird thing about social media is that fetish models will comment about what they ate, how it affected them and us dudes will be sitting there with filling balls like “dayum dat’s sexy”. Yes, I called myself weird; I'll extend that courtesy to other people who post meal pictures for clout. The only thing about Skunkgirlgas1 is that once she posts a picture of (what looks like) cabbage w/ corn in it, rice, peas and oxtails(?), you know that there's only one thing that's gonna happen to it… it's like a brand new prop or accessory being introduced in the latest pro wrestling angle– it's gonna get DESTROYED!
• The fetish worker's spread is the clothed woman's smile. Being that 95% of these ladies that drop off a stanky load don't show their faces, there's other ways that these full booty filles endear themselves to an audience of fans, perverts and weirdos. Some girls actually speak, I seen a couple uvem wave, one simple and swift gesture will melt my heart and stiffen my lap– a good cheek spread. It's not just a measure of compassion from the fetish model saying “Imma make sure you see my bootyhole open”, the double hand spread is the beacon of sexual energy and attention transmission for men to focus deep into the swampy abyss before the magic happens. I always hear “Focus” by H.E.R. play as soon as those yams separate😵‍💫
• The fetish worker's dookie is the scat enthusiast's pate. Just as sure as you can tell that Pixar Studios animators like wide hips, you can scroll this blog and tell that I love thick, firm, granola bar style turds. For some reason to me, the texture of the dookie tells the story of the woman (or in this case, BBW) pouring it out of her guts. Was her intestines inflamed? Did she eat any protein? Did she eat corn/peppers/seeds? Did she drink enough water? Thanks to the picture included in the tweet, we already know what Skunkgirlgas1 ate. Now begins the fun part as that cute pink anal ring is pried open by the dark chocolate dessert hummus going for a water park slide out of her colon. Issa smooth and creamy ride with a few kernels crackling their way to the pool below.
• Seeing is believing. You know how you see something and you instantly visualize how it might smell? That's the vibe I tend to get while seeing chewed dinner make its brown screen 30+ second cameo. It's a fun game of pretend I like to play, unlike the energy your fake co-worker gives off as they phone in interest towards bosses and customers. Looking like Bitch Stewie at the birthday party… With a screen name like “Skunkgirlgas1”, she definitely look like she lit up her living room couch with rancid cabbage farts before speedwalking into the bathroom to film this clip. Those big brown cheeks must be deep marinated in pure juices😋

I gotta say overall I am more than pleased with the output generated by our resident Skunk Girl. Even though Before & After was posted with the intent of expression in mind, these 36 seconds feel like a gift to fetish mankind. It really feels like a flex being more free content served out to the masses for free. You got fetish workers coming into the scat fetish from the outside that can't even perform with such confidence… Plus I love how the theme of this production fits the brand of this place. I didn't even have to search for relevant content and this lady created a damn-near niche of her own. She took a picture of her food, then filmed the portion as it exited her like casual MAGAs during a Trump rally. I need more content like that due up for praise in this space, and I need more of Skunkgirlgas1 in general.

BEAR WITNESS TO SKUNKGIRLGAS1’S CREATIVITY HERE!!! 

(I feel like I should've tipped her or something.)