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Mz. Jiggly's Hotel Shit

 It's always the appeal of a brand that grabs consumers by the heart strings. But if you've ever worked an entry-level job, you know that all that imagery and advertising is freshly-laid bullshit. All the commercial jingles, funny one liners and still life can't restore the morale lowered by the real-life events of a job. I know from experience by working at these God-awful organizations; I've seen damn-near everything on the clock in an effort to punch out and run home to this part-time hobby of mine.

The main thing I've learned on the plantation is– people always do things in public that they refuse to do at home!!! Oh my fuckin’ God! It wears my nerves paper thin! Anybody else reading this would easily defend the thousands of unnamed idiots, but I'm not willing to sing into an open mic and call it human nature. What, is there a Facebook group chat where people list activities that should happen at home but must go down at Wal-Mart???

Snuggle and cuddle time between couples? It happens on Aisle H-7. Complete trashing within 3 feet of personal space? It goes down in the employee break room. Theft of somebody's food that's not yours? Also happens in the break room, cuz big bro won't take yo disrespect from taking his pizza rolls. Customer tending to a puking child? Right there at the self checkout. Said couple from previous example commiserate their anniversary/marriage? They won't do it at their own house, pun intended.

Somebody dropped their entire ass in the bathroom without een aiming for the toilet? That tends to happen too. But this isn't your or my job – fortunately – this is a peek at Mz. Jiggly's new clip, Hotel Shit.











As always, Mz. Jiggly never fails to produce quality footage even in the face of mild diarrhea– and I've given an elaborate testimony to that fact. But somehow if you're new to this site or Jiggly's brand of entertainment, I got some good talking points to get you hip to this real-life Pokémon:
  • No shame. All of Mz. Jiggly's devoted fanbase knows that this Latina lady has (next to) no shame. Damn near everybody who taps into these establishments uses the facilities, and there's plenty of Tik Toks to support my claim. They act like we wanna see just the upper wall and lower ceiling behind them. 🥱. Jiggly sets up shop in the bathroom like it's a Hollywood set and like people really wanna know what she has below the waist (and we do). No need to type “toilet selfies” in the search bar when she gives you visual access to 300% of the kind of nudity shown in those videos.
  • No drama. It's not that it isn't Mz. Jiggly's hallmark, but role play isn't really needed in a clip like Hotel Shit. And if that BM is burning to get out, don't count on her to allure the viewer with any word play. That's definitely my kind of fetish worker.
  • No form. Anybody looking forward to seeing Jiggly birth a long, hard, rigid turd out of her Brazilian asshole will ultimately be disappointed. As long as I've known about her, Mz. Jiggly will always be a soft serve queen. This unloading is more so on the oatmeal side rather than thawed gelato– and that's fine by me. The consistency lends toward the urgent nature of anything dumped in a public restroom. Japanese adult video producers could learn a lesson from this clip. There is where you'll find the foot-long fudge dragons…
  • All jiggles. Regardless of what falls out of the exhaust pipe of that still-round wagon of hers, the acapella ass shaking is the finishing touch and the calling card of Mz. Jiggly. Without those jiggles, watching a Jiggly clip is like eating a cheeseburger without ketchup & mustard.

Jiggly's flowers were never in question after the release of Hotel Shit.

Yeah she always gets a fresh bouquet sent to her like I'm that awkward, nerdy ex-classmate some of you ladies may have. No matter what she does, I'm always there to cheer her on. She can really do no wrong like Donald Trump to the average MAGA in today's day and age. The vibe really didn't carry the urgency of some pranks I've seen on Tik Tok or YouTube, and therein lies the beauty of it. Mz. Jiggly's Hotel Shit was nothing but a minute full of her sexy, bare-assed antics with her attempting to fill a cup up better than a fast food soda fountain and producing a good 8 oz. bowl of Wendy's chili. Was that even a real hotel bathroom? It looked really fancy in there. I would feel sorry for the room service but I have my own mess to clean up… 🌋

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