Curvy Nicole in "Shit Shooter"

There have been a plethora of things that I have listed to describe Curvy Nicole as an entity. First and foremost, she's magical as a Black woman. One look at her figure and I can see why she's called ‘Curvy Nicole’. She looks like a real-life Coastline Chronicles drawing, only emanating from a different, deeper, grittier part of the United States. It's only ironic since she's a hardcore anime lover but that brings me to my next point…

The other part of what gives Nicole her appeal is essentially, her work ethic. Her output so to speak. Her productivity has, and was at a particular active time, is strictly monstrous. Yeah, I'm talking about her dookie dayz. The legend of her cable-laying legend cannot ever be forgotten by fans who mentally invested in her footage whereas they forgot about the girl whose phone number they tried to cop in a DM.

Watching to see what construct Curvy Nicole might form with her pink Lantern ring back in those Scatshop times created quite the suspense. Not gonna lie, each clip was like a mini magic trick even tho you had the surprise ruined with shoddy gif previews. Still, it was a small moment of excitement when you watched that hole open up. The hole stretching clips were a dream come true…

…This one isn't though. I mean, yeah we as an audience got to see Curvy Nicole take a shit *Ace Vane Green Arrow's voice*, but there are realistic shits for women as well as the ass splitters than they reassure us on Twitter that happens. These shits, given enough gut bacteria and firepower, are plentiful enough to construct a Jean-Michel Basquiat painting on the interior of a towel bowl. Believe it or not, Curvy Nicole did have such a shit she sold on Scatshop (👼) at the time. And since I can't remember the actual title she sold it as, I will call it by the adjective used to describe Nicole's work ethic in this video– Shit Shooter.

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Now before you roll your eyes and consider only using this glowing clip review to moisturize your lap, let me lay out the reasons why one can still appreciate Nicole's ass-blasting artistry… and still moisturize their laps.

Tensions rise along with that skirt.

Let's just say you're a casual scat fan who has stumbled onto this page out of curiosity: every single hormone in your bloodstream should immediately wake up out of its slumber when those jumbo cakes are uncovered. It's the simplest thing that draws me into the clip's unraveling, and this gesture sets the tone for the rest of the footage even if the energy isn't meant to be a thirst trap.

Every shooter locks into their target.

You can't explain it. This moment for us is like a millennial watching the Hell In A Cell lower for a blowoff wrestling match: all of Curvy Nicole's posterior circumference lowers down onto the seat for her to get rid of her Coastline Chronicled colonic clay. That closeup is so beloved yet cherished because of the simple fact that her phone could fall over, as evidenced here. No worries, because Curvy Nicole learns from her mistakes quicker than Triple H in the early 2000s. She also has to make sure she doesn't shoot up her smartphone too. Buying a new phone is almost as painful as submitting those money orders for rent😫

She's got ammo out the ass.

And while you're admiring the rear view of this cushioned pusher, you'll notice a dingleberry stuck on Nicole's right cheek. That's how you know this girl's ready to blow– that hole of hers can barely hold a morsel of her butt fudge that has to be burning to get loose. Literally.

The mystery is over.

I've learned like Eddie King after past relationships that a dingleberry is the omen for soft, hot, creamy bowel movements, and this one did not hesitate to stay in Nicole's ass– much less quitely. If every urgent mud butt blast could be mounted and weaponized, this one would definitely melt the skin off of her enemies. Forget napalm from Nam, this firing has to rival hot lava the way it hits the water with fury. Shit Shooter has something most other clips in Nicole's body of work lacks: powerful impacted pudding.

If I could, I would give Curvy Nicole the Guinness World Record of Fastest Shit In A Video Clip. 🏅

There honestly needs to be a world council for this kind of shit (no pun intended.) The rest of the outside world tends to look down upon this kind of activity unless money can be made richly off of poop videos, Seth MacFarlane included. People like me can take a look in between a Black woman's ass cheeks for 50 seconds and not bat an eye– then press play again on our smartphones and watch it over and over again. That's the beauty in the entertainment that scat clips like Shit Shooter brings its audience. And that's why a place like this one exists as opposed to Rotten Tomatoes😒 critics like this author can give as much kudos (because I don't do negative reviews) and reflect fondly on the golden age of Black scat. Curvy Nicole definitely earned my respect…