MyWifeDirtyHole - "Mother's Day Poop"

You've been in small talking circles when you hear somebody else whisper it: 

“Lawdt chile some people shouldn't ever have kids.” 

Instantly I think of how frivolous the statement is to my ears. It's bad enough that deez niggas barely have room to talk about how bad somebody's kids are, but uttering that statement isn't gonna suddenly make someone's BeBe's Kids disappear. It isn't gonna rectify anything that person's kids have done that somebody else may find unsavory. That person damn sure ain't gonna experience the retracted events and be like “Damn I really shouldn't have kids!” That would be cruel if that happened. If you're trying to make somebody else look bad while you look good, just say that.

In my humble opinion, women do so much to birth and raise kids that I don't critique anyone's choice to swallow a nut or get creampied by it. It's just not in my area of expertise. If you don't like somebody, disappear faster than a deadbeat baby daddy. Imagine them getting fucked in the ass while they're obnoxiously smacking on their lunch. It works a treat when I gotta lay eyes on my manager😌 I often imagine how said annoying person would look if they were on the toilet taking a shit. (That's not for ridicule, that's a chronological condition I have.)

I ain't gotta imagine anything with the mrs. from MyWifeDirtyHole tho. I already know that the visual of her plush peach frame hunched over a toilet is one of the best views in the world next to visiting a national monument. The view that we're gonna goon over today is from another one of her Tumblr classics called Mother's Day Poop.

She's already crowning!

Good Lawdt😳 *Stewie voice* Most clips you and I break our necks to watch give us the sensation of seeing a bootyhole grow and stretch in size while the funky stuff crawls out– this one catches the eyeballs and sperm cells off-guard. That might be a loose assessment seeing as tho I haven't watch the actually video in a min–

Is dat a hand nigga? *Katt Williams voice* 🧐

Is that the hubby sitting in on the festivities? Like, a full-on chair in the bathroom? Dayum this dude's living his best life. The woman of his dreams is emptying her ass out and he has a front row seat for the action rather than play cameraman.

Now here comes the rest of the body.

D'ere it go. And like Pops posted up in Miss Pearley's bathroom in Friday After Next, the confirmation spreads quicker than the speed of smell. The smell of her turd has to be romantically discombobulated. The breakages along the side definitely makes my stomach growl as that peanut butter fudge dragon dives head-first into a mechanical lake. You gotta be nasty to appreciate this grade of cable laying.

It's the last lil piece for me🥰

It wasn't the smooth ride from the gut nor the physical change from firm log to creamy remainder, it's the sudden shutter close to accentuate the impromptu ass dropping of this Tumblr legend. This is chef's kiss long before the emoji was even developed🤌🏾

This one's definitely Oozie material. Chalk the Tumblr couple up for one.

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It's times like this that make writing reviews a bittersweet experience; yeah I'm thrilled to give MyWifeDirtyHole their flowers as scat legends, but the realization makes me aware of the fact that this couple was ahead of their time. Their run came during the big Golden Age of Tumblr where everybody and their mama was either posting nudes or blowing their asses out everyday. I know because I dipped in and out of work due to the app notifications and to see this clip show up in their blog feed added to the excitement these two were known to generate. At least more of their work lives on thru this review site…

WATCH THE MRS. CAST MORE SHADOWS OVER THEIR TOILET HERE!!!