Fart lovers, if a woman fitting of your preference walks up to you in the street and offered you a free fart, would you take it? I mean like offering to fart in front of you, not the physical “hehe I have a fart in my hands” kind of offering. Would you take it? I'm torn in between emotions on that question. For me, a woman farting has to be some of the sexiest functions they could ever perform. So there's that spectrum but on the other end, I'm more suspicious than a woke person once they realize that rich people don't pay taxes. It's like, why are you suddenly eager to give me want I want and how do you know that I like farts? Are you the feds? Dayum the IRS is trying to infiltrate homes in the nationwide search for fart and dookie porn? Everybody gotta be forced to watch big, hard throbbing dicks go into juicy coochies as the only legal form of adult entertainment now… this place really is a totalitarian state.
Sorry for the instant crashout 🙏🏾 But that's where I am with people in real life and their preexisting knowledge of the fet life. Even when me and some former female co-workers have had conversations about couch farts and toilet trips, I never took the bait. Gotta keep the cover intact, right? Can't walk into work and as soon as they see me the girls be like ”There he go. Dat nigga be swallowin’ gas!” That's why I like social settings like Twitter; all people involved in the fetish community (I'm not calling it the FFC anymore) can find each other. Mingle amongst one another. Support each other– and not feel ashamed about our kinks. I even found a fart model who offered me a free scat clip. There goes that hunch again…
The only thing is, this lady isn't the feds (I hope.) She's actually a fart model who tried her hand at making a scat clip and the result wasn't to her satisfaction, so she posted this tiny clip as a freebie on her page. The model's name is BBWEmmaFarts and this following review is about her freebie😌
This one's gonna be difficult to rank, but I gotta use the thumbs up ranking for this one. One thumb up.
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Yeah I know I talked a lot of shit in the review for Queen Nutella's Freebie, but there were also a lot less elements to judge for this clip. I'll list them and give the reasons why I still believe that this freebie by another resident Twitter fart girl can't be slept on:
- Time. *A Pimp Named Slickback voice* Don't get me wrong– I've seen a lot of footage being given a runtime of less than half a minute, but those toilet trips were either more strenuous in bootyhole labor or impactful in execution. This one's given just enough time to mesmerize in the dookie falling to its watery cushion down below.
- Positioning. Y'all know that I love squats more than a King of Squat fitness instructor🥰 seated is next on the fetish clip pecking order of positions, then there's the iconic hover poop. It's like a credit card payment, used everywhere yet only effective if done right. I gotta give Emma her flowers here as while it's not filmed from an angle with the model's butt crack within the same line of view as the camera, all of the essentials are still visible for consumption.
- The face/the ass. If you follow BBWEmmaFarts strictly for the fart content, then you're already hip to what this plush redbone looks like. In addition to that, you're also hip to what that body looks like as she fires one of her famous farts. Think of Aly from FML before she lost the weight, only configured in true BBW style with a side of booty stretch marks and rolls. Everything looks lovely as she's bent over, ready to squeeze out what her farts slide off of…
- The offering. Not gon cap… when you see it pushed out of her butthole, it doesn't even look like shit; it looks like the filling for caramel fudge brownies. Emma's dookie is so thick, rich and creamy, it makes you hungry for dessert. It's hard to believe something like this was created from cheeseburgers and sushi. Might’ve been Burrito Barn🤔
If Emma can slay off a little sample she made for full content purposes, just imagine what kind of brown screen magic lies behind her Scatbook paywall…
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