XO Farts' Nasty Lactose Mess

I honestly hate my curiosity sometimes. I'm starting to think that my greed is mixing into this one little emotion because I can't go a second of the day without wanting to see a woman take a shit. That's why I hate going out in public– the sex appeal of the women out there always triggers the emotion. It's bad enough when you see women walking around in their spandex and yoga pants, then get curious about clapping their cheeks but the energy also contributes to seeing how those cheeks work. Yes, I'm that much of a science guy.

With food, the same feeling always creeps into my central nervous system. Which part of the brain generates curiosity anyways– the stankythalamus??? Don't feel bad for not knowing what that is. My own main expertise lies in the gut– specifically the anus. Of a woman. No Diddy. Every time I see a woman buy food, pick up an order or discuss what she's cooking, I can't help but think how all said food is gonna look coming out. It doesn't matter that I've seen damn-near every shade of doo-doo (even purple!) come out of every shade of asshole (except albinos and vitiligo patients😞), up rises my interest like every Black person's blood pressure after a bite of a ham steak.

At least I don't have to wonder too much about XO Farts when it comes to what she eats or how it looks when it comes out. In a public tweet a long time ago, I asked the question “How did XO Farts and EbonyBooty49 get so thick?” to which she replied, “We be eatin good”. Well whatever she be eating that's so good, it caused her to make this new clip called Nasty Lactose Mess. I wonder what she ate that caused the mess🤔 See what I mean? Spoke too soon…anyways take a look at the preview👇🏾

Now this is what a successful follow-up looks like. Nasty Lactose Mess gets 5 stars.

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The last clip I reviewed by XO Farts, I closed out on the review by saying that she leaves you wanting more. All the energy given in this review is giving sequel vibes to Still Bubbling, but is turning out to be levels above its predecessor based on this criteria:

If this review had a theme song, it would be “Here We Go Again” by Portrait. Really showing my age here. In the last review I did on this lady, I essentially marveled at XO farts’ ass. That over-the-top fascination doesn't come without its merits: seeing its massive volume and the pairing of two of the biggest pairs of glutes is like the Japanese watching two super heavyweight pro wrestlers collide in a Sumo attack mid-ring. The only thing better than that would be seeing these two mega-size, chocolate-colored Boston pork butts sit in doggystyle. The big, bright soles and peeking kitty doesn't ease any of the anxiety while you're waiting for the good stuff to drop.

Her voice is like honey. Well this is a first time experience! It's also an expected one. Having a Deep Southern voice that hits like poured Mike's Hot Honey feels like the perfect compliment to a body that most passionate, millennial Black digital artists aspire to configure into masterpieces announce that there's impending doo-doo butter on the horizon. I love that kind of subtlety❤️ It mobilizes my white troops for deployment🌋

Her dookie is like oatmeal. Well the mystery's officially over– and to everyone that were somewhat disappointed about the consistency of XO's shart in Something Bubbling, you're instantly rewarded with something thicker in Nasty Lactose Mess. This rich helping poured out of the former Mad Farter's hidden bootyhole with a symphony of crackles similar to hot oatmeal being stirred (cottage cheese if you're White.) It looks just like my own bowls of the sugary oat goodness after I stir in a spoonful of peanut butter😋

This is what a great scat clip looks like! And just like that, you have another day in the life of XO Farts. It's another chapter sprinkled with sexiness, served with hot fecal fiber and induces more curiosity, but it's an experience I wouldn't trade for anything else on the internet or in the world. She might have woken a demon with her craft…