Toni's Comp

To all of the fetish workers and dabbers out there, I'm personally sorry if you don't feel appreciated. From my perspective, I approach a fetish model like I pull up to a fast food window– slow, easy, audible and respectful. I always act like what is given to me in exchange for my money is sufficient enough. You won't hear any bargaining, hassling or degradation from me. If the price is too high, I'll go and eat at a cheaper restaurant. That explains why you don't see me give reviews for “particular” eateries…

I've heard all the stories, seen all the tweets, and I gotta say that the guys making demands in these experiences sound like chemically-imbalanced quacks. It's insulting enough that these people feel like they can make requests regarding the concept of the content, but one guy had the balls to call a model a scammer just because she didn't respond back to him within 3 days😒 That's unnecessary behavior from somebody who's desperate to watch fetish clips to only see a naked ass fart. But y'all ladies handle these vanilla dudes that come for you like you're queens putting peons in their place.

The fetish workers that I've done bizness with were nothing short of professional. Some had the kind of acumen to appease me with more than what I ask for (LetHerRipp), while others are generous in the content that they give me. I went to this headless hottie, this temptress that called herself ToniDiSiren at the time and asked for a sample of her work– and she damn near handed me the whole tray from Sam's Club. I paid for the video, of course, and the ensuing review of that release lies just a double-space line below this sentence👇🏾

I'm gonna have to give this skinny little woman TWO bouquets of flowers for this damn comp.

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Like I said in the intro, and something you should've figured out by the kind of women I have tried to put on in these reviews, I appreciate all of the fetish clips that I can get my greasy hands on. This clip has gained my affection for the following various reasons:

• Toni's quantity. The word “compilation” is a fucking understatement when it comes to this video– it damn sure ain't a clip when I think of the word “compilation” or “comp” for short. I watched the footage back multiple times, and do you realize that there's 29 bowel movements in this 5 minute video??? 29 dookies, bro. That's almost a month's worth of daily BMs for regular women. For hyperactive shitters and fitness nuts, that's 3 shits a day for almost ten days. Based on productivity rate alone, this video makes Toni look like the J-Dilla of scat.
• Toni's quality. Sure, we as scat fans, we'd love to think that our beloved Black and Latina, even Blasian ladies– go into their bright-colored bathrooms every morning, pull down their Hello Kitty boys shorts and panties and caveman grunt out a long, chunky log out of a small, convex hole. Ok, if you haven't noticed, Toni's lovely log cutter sticks out like an AEW wrestler jumping thru the ropes for a Suicide Dive. And sure enough her former groceries fly out of her body after the preexisting roster of slower BMs come and go. Her stinky masterpieces go from being slowly grunted out to quickly being fired out.
• Toni's closeups. Throughout all of Toni's cabbage evacuations (all 29 of them!), we the audience get an extreme close-up view every time that sexy bootyhole of hers opens and closes. This is the beauty of toilet clips as there is only one view all the way through this 5 minute journey of this temptress’ time on the seat. No head shots (since she doesn't show her face), no side views of her gastrointestinal trauma, just straight back shots filmed from an inside-the-bowl angle. This repeat experience never gets old throughout the entire runtime.

If this comp was your introduction to what this funky little lady could do with a cell phone and a week's worth of groceries, then you've been treated to one hell of a first impression!