You've heard countless men and women refer to this generation's batch of lady influencers as being "queens". If you're versed in Black movie history, you might have heard Tommy "Tiny" Lister call his movie significant other his "queen" in Talkin' Dirty After Dark. Vanessa Bell-Calloway got her own song in Coming To America once she became enthralled to Eddie Murphy's character. But what constitutes a woman's status as queen? Is she able to inspire generations with her drip and unparalleled makeup? Travel the world over while dining on gourmet cuisine in major European cities? To me that symbolizes a huge bank account, not elegant royalty. Hell, I've lived through the Get Like Me and Sucker Free Music eras, had social media for the better part of 17 years and seen countless women not signed to a record deal or modeling contract live the same kind of lifestyle without coming out of their own pocket to pay for anything. That sounds like manipulation more than queendom.
But, lest not forget, I'm not here to pass judgment. I'm here to give praise. If you like the type of royalty that sits on a fancy metallic throne and lord over a country rich in racist traditions, go ahead. If you spend whatever free time you get away from a job worshipping someone who believes their 50 inch hips only deserves to be placed in airplane and Bugatti seats, that's your choice to make. I choose to send my hard-earned cash to women who sit on porcelain thrones and make themselves comfortable on cotton/gauze carpets. And the queen I present to you today chose to sit on a wooden throne and feed all of her good townspeople in a clip I dubbed Stump Dump.
Let's be honest: if your only exposure to the legend that is Fyebottom comes from this site, I am dat nigga beyond my own comprehension. But still, you must live under a rock. Time for a second helping of honesty; Fyebottom's first appearances come from various tube sites and Tumblr blogs. ShesFreaky users can remember the very first time that they laid eyes on those massive cheeks of hers. I know I can– it didn't have the butterfly-sunflower hybrid tattoo on it and she hadn't experimented with a dermal piercing at the top of her abysmal asscrack yet.
Want a honesty parfait? Her porn didn't een entice me upon my discovery of its existence. The ass shakin' is how it's been since I even knew what a 'Fyebottom' was– splendiferous and hypnotizing. But once I found out that this thickie did scat– all the nappy hair on my body stood up straight like I was electrocuted! Anybody who's between the ages of 25 and 65 knows what the scat underground of the innanet looks like and they know that this clip isn't exactly breaking news but I personally wanted to pay homage to this popozuda's work in this nasty field of expertise in fetish work:
Had to get to the elephant in the room. Dat ass is the meat and potatoes behind any attraction to the girl. As pretty as Fyebottom may be in social media, all my tunnel vision is focused on dem yamz in Stump Dump. You can't tell me that you watch her porn to see her get smashed laying on her back, and I won't tell you that I watched her scat videos to see her dookie in the spread eagle position. Her ass is NOTHING like I've ever seen even past the advent of Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Sugar Hill, even The Butt XXX. Her ass is so big, it makes Omicron look like a fuckin moon in comparison. Dat thang prolly swallows thongs and is still hungry like a Muslim during sunrise on Ramadon.
Gotta sprinkle on dat flavor.
The sheer volume of Fye's ass is outstanding and seeing those cheeks jiggles puts me further in a spell. Any simple toilet trip is fun enough for scat lovers like me, but little ass tricks and mannerisms are counted as extra credit in poop clip reviews.
Always beverage before meal.
You never know exactly how massive a woman's ass is until she starts to pee. This baddie doesn't just have a little tinkle goin on, the golden flow is splintered into multiple streams running down her upper inner thighs and lower butt cheeks.
She can't een grab all of her ass.
And if that description doesn't put FB's cakery into perspective for you, the next few seconds of this footage surely will. It's difficult enough for BBWs to initiate and maintain a good spread during a fetish clip– this girl FAILS at grasping the second cheek after getting the first one. The white-people-disguised-as-Asian proverb encourages those who don't succeed at first should try again and truly this big hipped lady doesn't have an ounce of quit flowing through any cell of her steatopygia. Her slight gaffe is a cute lil component to the entertainment value of this clip. Watching this you almost forget that the funky component itself is about to make a grand entrance…
D'ere it go… *Pops' voice*
I always cross my fingers and hope that a firm, burnt ochre piece of doo-doo magically appears in between the model's butt cheeks but like my endeavors involving lottery tickets, my aspirations evaporate quicker than vape smoke. I still come out a winner tho but not because thousands of public schools across my home state gets a donation that will help fund their maintenance– I got to see another popular sex worker do what it do. And I don't mean take dick either…
The Hot Shit of the City Girl.
If the Fast & The Furious grade speed of ejected bile left you baffled, here you can catch the corn & ham-hock filled pile resting in a trash bag left open on Fyebottom's bathroom floor. Like a chowhound gazing down upon a cup of Golden Corral vanilla ice cream after it has dropped from the machine, Fyebottom's creamy yellow goodness is just as much as an appealing spectacle. Dis thang ain't got just a couple pieces hiding in there; it's chocked full of a whole ear of corn! This must be what it's like for kids after they sprinkle jellybeans on their ice cream.
Fyebottom's Stump Dump gets 5 stars.
You got a chunky-cheeked, plush baddie with an orange wig, a good handful of thottery and two big ass handfuls of bootymeat resulting in some mild moans and a hot heap of soul food. Throw in a shot of the finished product and we got ourselves a top notch fetish clip that doesn't even need a 2 minute runtime, which makes it perfect for repeated plays. Real ones know what I mean… However Miss Fye found out about the scat genre I do hope that said information becomes infectious and that she does continue her sporadic forays into the funky entertainment that you and I gorge ourselves on when the paycheck is right. If you want access to this footage, please hit up Fye's premium OnlyFans page and ask for this clip with a sufficient bank card amount in tow.
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