I just don't get it: The "when you find out girls poop" meme is what I don't get. You know, the one where the bearded white guy is sitting alone at the beach while the wind and the sea in the background blows like a Tiffany Benn-Boddy fart. For one thing, my main concern isn't that girls poop but watching grown women when they do it like Nike. Another gripe that I have with this cultural moment of expression is that the same genre of man that walks his 60 lb. Jack Terrier in the mornings before a 10 hour shift at the office and ogles that petite blonde at the check-in desk who devotes her mornings to toning her Little Debbie Cakes at the neighborhood Club Pilates can't quite possibly fathom his two favorite creations of God sharing the same morning ritual. Am I not seeing Bradley's point of view? (You can tell me in the comments.)
"Dude EWWW! Omigosh bro! That is sick, man!"
"Crap comes out of there dude!"
Yeah, so what? You lovingly and deeply gazed into her buns like you were trying to get past all 35 hunnid of her yoga pants' threads. You read the braille of every single dab of cellulite like Professor X reads a vulnerable mind. (I'm guilty of this behavior too.) You even watch the dick of an estranged man enter your favorite female pornstar's pussy that's dripping wet with juices, watch her spread her ass cheeks open as the camera zooms in on cue on her butthole and the thought of poop coming out of it offends you? Smdh. At least you don't have to be in there when it happens.
Maybe it's the perception of women that gets ripped to shreds when men realize that these goddess-like actresses have everyday bodily functions. Maybe it's the old traumatic experiences of sex ed diagrams, changing baby diapers and homosexualesque roommates spraying toxic ass juice on them while they were asleep on the sofa haunts some men 'til this very day when they log into OnlyFans or Pornhub, but there's always one fetish model out to change the very stigma associated with Mother Nature's calls.
Enter the dragon(-sized ass) that is Nixlynka.
Granted it was wrong of me to tell anybody what they should want to watch that features naked women doing God-knows-what. If you wanna watch women have sex with men, that's on you. If you wanna see a thick woman dress up like Chung Li, have at it. Even if you wanna watch said naked woman shove a brick of butter up her ass and push it back out, that's your entertainment not mine. (I'll watch insertion videos too.) I'd rather see the food that the actress ate prior pushed out after a trial of chewing, broken down and streamed through her intestines like a white 20 year old kayaking down a raging river. One of the sexiest Latinas this side of the East River got a new scat comp out and unlike the Divergent Series, it's a helluva lot easier to follow. I personally call it Nixlynka: The Last Turdbender.
The Pebble Nation.
Nixlynka wins the Oozie for Best Porn Actress in a Scat Clip.
Let's just cut out the nasty stuff for a second. Various gamer girl outfits befitting of her chillax nature. Lines uttered to touch the sensual lobe of a red-blooded man's brain. Heavy breathing and profanities shouted out in the pursuit of release. We even got a vein popping out of her forehead like a horn in a viking's helmet. All of these ingredients are recurrences in any Nixlynka homemade production. Doesn't matter whether she's forcing you to lose No Nut November, cosplaying as a character from One Piece or enacting a freak encounter from running into Gibby The Clown, this inspiration for Plies' belly meme makes sure you busts dat nut! She doesn't care if she has to pretend to be a cast member of My 600 lb. Life to do so, her customer's wants cum before any payout minimums or top seller percentages. Those bits of drama are just the icing on the cake.
As with any EFRO Zone review comes the appreciation part of the clip summary. Most models that I've spoken to about this condition can't even arrive on time for work or a date because they have immediate ramifications from stuffing their faces with food. Some never leave the toilet for hours on end. With Nixlynka's situation, IBS hits her GI tract with the exact opposite effect. She runs like a JAV actress to the nearest bathroom only to shart out marbles. Sometimes she doesn't get anything out similar to the first scene in this video. Most women who make a scat clip squat down on the first day in the first attempt and drop something as long as their leg while it takes Nixlynka several attempts and multiple days, months even. I'm going to give her an insurmountable volume of gratitude in thinking enough of a fan's happiness in recording more of her bowel movements. Think about that kind of commitment the next time your favorite sex worker posts on OnlyFans. Long live Nixlynka, the master of the shitstic arts!!!
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