It's one of those things you pass by and look at hysterically while thinking about its use; an enema package in the health & beauty section of your favorite retailer. For me it's a habit that I have for a lot of products because I personally don't have a lot if any experience with and maybe you can relate to the feeling. Condoms? You can't tell me that you didn't snicker as a teenager thinking that men suited up in that Halloween costume with the one long glove. And that reservoir tip😆 It's hilarious until you're rushing to pull one out if your wallet because that phat booty shawty you were talking to an hour ago has dem thick cheeks tooted up in front of you, a grown hairy man.
Stool softener? Gahdamn! How hard are your turds that you need to swallow a pill to pass more than a Jethro bowl of Cocoa Puffs? (It's really not funny ladies and IF you take these, please drop a clip in the official EFRO Zone inbox.) This might be TMI, but I've NEVER needed these because I drink water with every meal. I wouldn't mind knowing if Gas-X or Beano works. I'm pretty sure some fart models would love to know…
Enemas are another weird bunch. My reasons carry the same logic as the ridicule as the stool softener explanation but think about it: somebody has fecal matter so rock hard that they had to resort to shooting some kind of saline solution up their ass to loosen it up (I know from reading the label.) Too many people think that bodily functions are embarrassing enough, some think that the need for assistance is hilarious, but I believe that enemas are sexy when one of my favorite fart models conducts a colon cleansing on camera. Gassy Empress is her name, and the title of her clip reviewed for today is simply called Coffee Enema. Take a peek below👇🏾
I'm not really an enema-type dude thanks to the Japanese but for this clip, the awareness of its existence was brought to my attention by the content creator herself. At the time, I was subbed to her OnlyFans via a 6 month plan. The fart content alone was worth every penny, but something told me to tap into this offering from the RichBossyBtch and this diarrhea-style diary entry didn't disappoint. It actually over delivered in numerous, various ways…
- First off, a coffee enema? Is that part of the solution they used? What, are women going to a spa to get the beans shot up in their bootyhole? It's a welcome alternative I guess🤷🏿 The traditional liquid looks like it can't smell all too good. It looks like it smells like rubbing alcohol, hand sanitizer, spit, nail polish remover and morning breath all blended into one bottle. Chalk the metaphors up to the aforementioned inexperience.
- There is a flock of ducks somewhere thinking it's mating season. I believe, like Jeff Foxworthy, that a good fart is a prelude to an even better dump. That Donald Duck impression Gassy Empress shouted from her ass puts Godfrey's skill to shame. And when you let out a fart that loud, dookie is sure to follow. It's the hand-on-the-hip sass as she blows out her naked ass for me.
- She got the pudding out of the chocolate cake. If you can look past the big chocolate bundt that Miss GE has parked on that porcelain ledge, you'll see all of the funky drip pour out but don't let the slight sludge fool you- the booty juice starts to flow after a wet fart.
Gassy Empress deserves an Oozie for her performance in Coffee Enema.
If it wasn't for the flair shown while airing her guts out, the slight domme tone lacing the commentary and toilet paper tease, I'd judge this video more on the ordinary scale. I will never judge a fetish model's content on the monotony of its settings, only the plot and energy highlighted within its duration. I definitely want to see more coffee enemas in the fut– wait, this isn't over? But she took an enema and… well damn. There's more to come from Gassy Empress’ cheeks…
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