It's just something about Sundays that make it the biggest day out of the week. It seems like every social practice puts the Seventh Day at the pinnacle of the week's chronicles. Football fans, what's on every Sunday morning throughout the fall? NFL on Sunday. Even the granddaddy football game of them all is on select Sundays. Sure there's Monday Night Football promoted by the same league, college sports fans have a 24 hour advantage over the pros and high school conferences even manage to beat them to the punch, but devout Sunday pigskin disciples remain the elite in that arena.
And the less I say about church, the better– especially Black churches. The Day of The Lawdt's Worship is everything the Druski mega church sketch painted it out to be, only less oblivious pimping. The rush from Monday all the way to Sunday is done with the prospect of how well people want things to go. Gotta make sure dem Sunday clothes are all fresh & clean. Same for the breath. Ladies will more than likely decide on Sunday dinner before Friday evening's meal is pulled out of the oven. Fellas you know what I'm talmbout and I could hear a collection of facepalms nationwide in response.
That's where I tend to tune out of society. Not to say that I'm not a fanatic or religious person, but all the energy dumped into Sundays and other social constructs drain all my energy. I'd rather focus on energy being drained pushing a turd out, or seeing Saturday dinner being born again like Gen-Xers during Sunday School. Oddly enough, such toilet trips exist and the people that chose to share such stories go by the name of MyWifeDirtyHole. Their funky episode being celebrated today is titled Sunday Morning Poop. Keep scrolling for highlights 🔻
Counting down the seconds.
There's always that amount of anxiety when you know it's about to happen: the box of the cable provider box of your choice switches to FOX, the final seconds of the previous show winds down, then the big graphics pop up on the screen as James Brown's voice greets you into today's festivities. The same animosity occurs after pressing the play button on one of MyWifeDirtyHole's videos; the only difference is that you have the cool, low sound of pee running in exchange for the loud white noise of stadium fans. And while you don't have a team of players making their way to the field, there is one star that makes his way thru two big, round, fleshy clouds of smoke…
She's reaching for the bowl of scrimmage with a weird body part.
It's not the kind of tunnel football fans are used to seeing, but scat fans go crazier than the Raider Nation when dat hole pokes out. It's the pink tint for me🥰 Looking like a smaller pair of flesh-colored lips. The clip gets better doe…
She turned Saturday night's fish into poo.
A'ight, I don't know what this woman eats but it looks rich, shiny and creamy spilling out of her asshole like that. The drag-half-of-the-body-out extension and brickled, breaking dookie combo is a visual sequence that will endear me to any woman of any age group over 18 of any size. The wife from MyWifeDirtyHole sure channeled Jesus’ older brother from the cutaway in the Jesus, Mary and Joseph! episode of Family Guy by only mooning her toilet instead of waving her arms, yet showed herself to be the inventor of the hover poop fetish clip.
And after the Second Turd, She rested…
The word from the good book is that God created the earth and heavens all in six days, then rested on the seventh. After having made a stanky Sunday morning breakfast, the wifey did just the same on her toilet seat. Now there's the Mother, the Daughter and the Funky Aroma…
Gotta give Sunday Morning Poop by MyWifeDirtyHole 2 thumbs up.
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To get the full sharing experience, you had to be a follower on Tumblr to be blessed with the Box link to this clip. But the staff, hating porn like White men hate voluminous asses, had to purge the platform of adult blogs like members of a traditional Christian group. The clip however will live on in the hearts of the once devoted scat Tumblr crowd and while it doesn't offer a lot of events within the 24 second duration, there is another reminder of the misses’ sex appeal to get everyone to the greasy promised land.
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