Scaterific92's River Monster

I hate when I get that gut feeling about something. Don't get me wrong– I love that my ESP comes thru for me like Spider-Man and his Spidey sense but it's the thought of being aware and the consequential aftermath that affects me. Do you smell me? It goes like this:

Boss at work: “Yeah we need to implement this, that and the third.”

*Gut feeling comes*

Me: “Yeah that's not gonna work out.”

Boss in their feelings: 🤬

Then it proves further down the line that they were setting you up for failure in the long run. But the opposite of that scenario is what I don't like about gut feelings:

Gut feeling: “Nigga you need to pull up at this place tonight.”

Me: “Idk, I've tried that new fast food meal so many times…”

*Goes back long after gut feeling subsides*

Me: “Dayum, Zaxby's ain't got the Chicken Philly no more? 😭”

See? It's terrible, ain't it? I always kick myself in the ass for not following my gut. Hopefully you'll have better discipline with gut instincts. Scaterific92 definitely followed her gut feeling one morning and the following review is the chronicled details of such intuition. Bear witness to Scaterific92's River Monster.

I saw part of an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant where the person in the story suddenly felt stomach pains. Somehow this White girl had no-sold pregnancy symptoms for months, felt the rush of her bowels moving while watching TV with her boyfriend, got up and dropped a whole baby in her commode thinking that someone roughly the size of Carissa Codel was gonna have the colonic capacity of Lady Tsunami.

Welp Nat followed her gut feeling, sat her freshly-showered ass on the toilet, pushed and grunted like the rock-hard turd was one of her own kids until the long ass beast slithered into the porcelain river basin below. Good Lawd the head of that load was so slimy… and so was I once ShawnyBoo started churning out the remnants 😵‍💫

Scaterific92's River Monster gets five stars.

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The scoring of this clip was a difficult task but I'll share what gave it high marks:

• Out of the blue. Save the dramatic acting for General Hospital and Beyond The Gates, this outbound food baby made its way into the world THAT morning! Not an ounce of theatrics, no special costume of any sort (tho I would love to see that from Scaterific92 one day), only the knobby and instinctive need to void her bowels before work gives the clip the realism desired for this genre. The sense of urgency adds to the authenticity of a real-time dookie👍🏾 
• Out from behind. The only gripe I would have about Scaterific92's River Monster is that you can't get a good view of her bootyhole. The Neverending Shit set the standard for close-up, detail-oriented fetish clips for bootyhole lovers and suspense fanatics but sadly we don't get to revel in her shiny bulges in this footage 😔

• Free at last, free at last. Don't let that last point drag ya down because whereas the portal to stanky happiness isn't visible, the developing labor of this long supply of processed food is caught in 4K with each push. The energy of the climax is a mix of desperate childbirth and “cum when you see it” vibes.
• No stain on me. The main thing that brings happiness to my heart when watching scat clips is finally seeing what was previously brewing in the gut finally fall out– and this Infinity turd was simmering in its own juices. How it didn't leave any soft nougat behind is beyond my comprehension. This stanky load went from chunky hard head to velvety soft ass in a span of seconds. Yay constipation!
• Resting shit space. Now I see why this clip gets its name. This dormant funk creature looks content laying in coils underneath the porcelain sea. A toilet snake might be Steelo Brim's worst fear, but a fecal one is fetish America's visual treat being more adamant about poop videos than Rob Dyrdek. The finished product is always the icing on top. (Sorry, I don't put cherries on top of my ice cream. Otherwise I'd use that metaphor.)

CATCH MORE BANGERS THAT PRECEDED THIS NUTBUSTER HERE!!!