Breanne "Sparkle" Williams - "Midget Shits Outside II"

One thing I learned from a member of the older generation of people that I've met had something to do with the flow of life. I forget the exact path, but somehow our conversation ended up at how good the day was that morning. He told me that “the day usually starts off great before it descends downhill”. I heard that bit of wisdom from that unspecified baby boomer, I analyzed it based on my own experiences with mornings and you know what– he was right.

I personally have never started off the day early in the morning like “well this fucking sucks.” The downslide from the peak of goodness has to come at a later time in the day, like after I punch in for work or leave to do laundry. Then is where the calamity starts, like the hot water heater breaking, or Bojangles botching my breakfast order. Yeah leave it to a hard fried chicken patty and some extra crispy fries to ruin your day…

I am only one person, so I hope nobody feels like I am being completely insensitive to their own experiences. I know people really do roll over in the morning and fall out of bed, some hit the snooze button and end up an hour late to work, some jump out of the bed with sickness and end up shoving their head in the toilet bowl. Some people throw up out of their asses too, but not “Mz. Cupkakez” Breanne Williams…

…Nah, Breanne “Sparkle” Williams has a morning better than even most fetish workers in this clip that I'm reviewing for you today. The clip is actually a sequel in my eyes and if there's anything that's exciting in the cinema world, it's a follow-up to a great (s)hit. She first blessed my webpages in Midget Shits Outside, now behold Midget Shits Outside II.

With most movie franchises, even the most passionate fan bases always throw shade at the production for following a specific formula. I know I can't look at a series of movies without pointing it out. Youtube is far more aggressive in their observation. But this formula revisited in MSO2, Sparkle wins my heart all over again with the following criteria:

• It ain't a good morning without a beautiful sunrise. Call me corny, but this is what sets the vibe in Breanne Williams’ Midget Shits Outside II: a good, clear, crisp Southwestern morning that makes you feel grateful to be alive. Yes, it's the exact same spot where Sparkle dropped ass in the prequel but there has to be some form of repetition in maintaining consistency. Plus, as a consumer on the hunt for something to fire their kids out to, the background isn't a deal breaker.

• It's too bad the sun isn't the center of my universe. Nope! Breanne's gargantuan ass is. Since this is her clip I'm reviewing, her wagon gets the appraisal. When the sun rises in the morning, you know it will be a good day. When dat 4 '11, 45 inch (?) ass comes out from underneath that sunflower gown, the morning gets even better. It's one of the most beautiful omens that occurs on God's green earth approximately 8 hours after the last bite of dinner has been swallowed to inform us that some cable is about to be laid. Only the ants crawling below can know what it feels like to be smothered & covered by her warm liver pudding, and they might even catch a glimpse of her bootyhole. Yes, I'm still on that obsession trip…

• And so the day goes downhill. And by “day” I mean “turd”, and by “downhill” I mean “down to the ground”. Damn dat thang fell almost as fast as NASDAQ did once investors started pulling out their shares of Tesla stock. I'm still a fiend for Sparkle's dookie roll after having watched this clip multiple times for reference purposes. I purposely imagine the stank of the model's creation after it has left the body. Smell-o-vision hasn't arrived in Google Play nor the Apple Store yet…

Breanne “Sparkle” Williams gets her flowers with the release of Midget Shits Outside II.

You got cool, streamlined brown noise, a buzzing fart out of a mixed BBW under average height, pee trickling down to the ground to moisten the impact for little chocolate nuggets, and a double-shaded double fudge roll fresh out of Sparkle's little oven and a nigga is lowkey hungry– and not for Little Debbie Fudge Rounds or Celestial Seasonings tea 😋 All of the above is scat model energy that makes any part of the day better. It may feel like an impractical joke from God when BMs strike, but shit like this makes for a 24 hour binge watch of Mz. Cupkakez. She definitely shines in this genre brighter than her headbands.

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