Twerk & Poop

Think about how much more fun things in life would be if we were afforded the gift of video effects controlling everyday life. Missed an altercation at work between co-workers because you went to lunch? Wanna see dat phat ass from up the street walk past your front door again fellas? Press rewind. Preventing that stupid ass driver from T-boning you would be sweeter than pudding cake and ladies I know you'd smack the SHIT out of your old man for farting on the sofa. Press pause to both and drop an elbow on his nuts before you resume the boyfriend show on the DVR. If I had my way, I'd watch twerk videos to no end in sight. Poop videos too. Lucky for me, Jezabel Marley has her former Tarheel and niggas nationwide in mind with this release dubbed Twerk & Poop. Lemme pick apart this clip like an intellectual does their whole life while soul searching...

• Production is the backbone of good clips.

Truth be told, you don't need a lot of technical know-how to make your mark as a fetish worker, but a unique watermark helps in achieving your goal. A creative logo attracts attention to wandering customers who stumble upon your OnlyFans page. And yes, they even tell us who you are when a video is posted on a tube site without permission.

I don't like piracy anymore than the average sex worker. But I do love Marley's silhouette emblem of a queen with a servant humbled at her feet with her cape held in the air by birds. The looming music that plays as both the OnlyFans and Twitter logos teleport onto the screen in burning flames makes the opening credits even more fiy! For Dragonball Z fans, it's like Goku and Vegeta instant fire transmissioning into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with Yamcha kneeling at Bulma's feet…

• This poop goddess is slaying for 10 minutes straight.

Most girls that decide to make a poop video will film wearing a bra & head wrap and not much of anything else, but this lady dresses at a level of her nickname ("poop goddess"). She has the hair straightened and done, prolly a lace front. Makeup and lip gloss is the first thing to bathe her face before lighting. Bottomless is her current state with only toenail polish and baby oil on below the waist. Just how I like it. I can't make up what's written in yellow on the left long sleeve of her shirt, but that little ass t-shirt branding doesn't matter at the moment. I am eagerly anticipating the brown stuff that will eventually drip from her back bottom torso…

• I don't have a magical remote that controls everyday life, but I'm still blessed.

There apparently is such a thing as a liger (Google it). Twerk & Poop is the liger of my scat clip kingdom; this suspense builder is a twerk video and a poop video cross hatched all into one production. Marley twerks in doggy, pushes, twerks in a squat stance, pushes some more, going back and forth before she settles upon doggy once more and grows the chunky tail she was meant to have in the penultimate minutes of this video. I love this genre. I'm a big fan of twerking (albeit with music) and I'm an even bigger fan of poop clips so having made this purchase to me is getting the best of both adult entertainment worlds.

• Captain Crunch just isn't lit without Crunchberries, and a giggity isn't complete without Marley's sound bytes.

You can make the argument that the deciding factor lies in her appearance or the act of her relieving herself and I'd respect your claim. Don't get me wrong-- Jezabel Marley is absolutely divine in and outside of makeup and designer clothes. One needs to look no further at her Instagram page (@wewantjm) for proof. And the long, chunky, wet clay molds that are heated up in that slim ceramic kiln of her intestines and pushed out of that extending butthole of hers never ceases to blow my mind, but the greasy detonation for me is truly set off by the noises that calmly ventilate out of her as well. The sexy lil grunts of this half devil/half goddess are peppered throughout the majority of Twerk & Poop. She even tells you how she feels moving along through this turd birth journey. Each tiny fart marks a checkpoint. You really don't feel the tidal wave coming until the big drop at the end where the audience sees the culmination of all her straining and eventual payoff. Far be it from me to encourage scat fanatics to channel their inner yogi, but this clip is a really nice and creative way to test your endurance. It helps you hold your nut in without all of the cheesy advice people give you in corporate magazines and boring vlogs. You can truly cherish the booty stylings and pebble droppings of this sex worker before the greasy climax.

Whoever slow cooked this scenario inside their crockpot of a brain, THANK YOU. A video like this is just a delight in two big ways: the ability for a doo-doo-loving guy to suggest an idea to a fetish model that other doo-doo-loving guys will love grants us fans with another recording of awesomeness. It feels like this guy (or girl) unintentionally played the part of scat wingman and we the audience are the timid friend sitting alone away from the bar. Small victories!

Also, this OnlyFans top creator has to be applauded even more for her willingness to take on a task and carry out its mission to the tee! Women like Jezabel Marley have enough on their plate with handling their businesses and brands by themselves, but the commitment to fulfill a desire shines through any grit and facade. She's definitely amongst the elite in this industry.

You can get this example of her legend on her FemScat page and you can also pay the price of her most expensive clip once a month and get access to this & all her fecal musings on OnlyFans to demonstrate your devotion to a domme. Let me know how you like the video down in the comment section below!