Curvy Nicole's Sink Poo Re-Do(o-Doo)

I swear, the only thing that's harder than raising an adult is training one! I don't have kids myself but just dealing wit deez lul niggas is stressful enough😪 I don't know if you have this issue yourself at your job; my main gripe with being responsible for other people's pet sperms is that too many uvem DON'T. WANNA. IMPROVE. What, is there a hash tag on TikTok in every FYP? #DontListenToBossMan or sum shyt? They either eyeroll you and no-sell what you say, make a promise as transparent as Steve Havey's teeth before the porcelain veneers then no-sell what you say, or instantly get salty and pretend like victims for receiving criticism. Is that a trend on TikTok too or just a sign of genetic chemical imbalance? Lawd just lemme strangle one until their eyes pop out and droop down close to their booger-like nose piercing…

You know what's harder than giving criticism? Giving honest compliments and getting a genuine “thank you” in return. There's the classic “my shit don't stink” style no-sell, the smirk that's older than the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade, and the “you creep me out” style thank you– like I'm gonna risk getting paid a CEO's chump change from losing my entry-level job just to make you uncomfortable. Lemme guess– I'm not at your income tier to look at your titty meat or tell you how nice your hair looks? I swear you gotta be an ex-convict to pull hoes nowadays.

And the only thing worse than that is convincing a woman that her efforts are good enough. Fellas I'm pretty sure your other half is wondering if she should try something different and you've made the chromosome Y-ish nature of mistake in telling her that she looks good enough (in your eyes.) I feel like it's easier to fight an expert mixed martial artist some days rather than aim for peace. I told this girl named Nicole:

“Lady you ain't gotta do all dat. That last video was dope enough. Who cares if yo bootyhole isn't entirely visible while you dookied?”

I shoulda learned my lesson in not drawing women's attention to certain details and just said that I enjoyed the scat video. I feel like I did that🤔 Did you know this girl got up off her ass, ate more food, got back on her ass on the sink and filmed another dookie clip? You know by now that if I got one of those long, granddaddy-like folk tales posing as an introduction, then you know that I got a preview for the clip. It's called Sink Poo Re-Do(o-Doo).

Enter the bat. 

Excuse me for throwing a big bitch fit about Nicole not having the Batman t-shirt/nightgown on in Sink Poo. Everybody that's not a bot knows that I love the grimeyness in what a fetish worker chooses to wear in the sanctity of her own home while she manufactures thick, chunky butt nuggets. But pressing play, seeing the negative space clarify into that plush pattern of bat signals gave me hope again. I felt like Foley upon seeing the burning version on the side post of Gotham Bridge.

At that moment when you witness the gown, the big pair of cheeks and the glow right at the cusp of Cole's crack, you know something dope is about to happen.

Enter the scat.

Eyeck! I hate when it's used in that tense. I needed to rhyme tho, so no biggie. What is a biggie is dat turd doe. Good Lawdt… you honestly can't expect anything less to fall outta this plump ebony. Even the smallest chunks of shit created by Curvy Nicole are beastly by smaller woman standards. Her toilet prolly begs for mercy when she's pummeling it with rabbit turds, now her sink sits in the same bathroom consoled by an ice pack with the commode like two bruised MMA fighters in the emergency room.

Curvy Nicole gets another Oozie for her sequel, Sink Poo Re-Do(o-Doo).

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I don't wanna say Nicole was right in opting to make a better sink poop clip, but there were much better outcomes in her decision. (There ladies, your judgment does turn out to be fruitful against a man's wishes.) For one, she slid this video to me free of extra charge so there's that. Two, I got to see my favorite hero make a return appearance– and I'm not talmbout Batman. Third, the redemption attempt by the former ruler of the Big Clit Nation resulted in one shiny, sparkling piece of stool being dropped off into her sink. Knowing Roger from American Dad, he'd be jealous that he couldn't fire out a shinier bowel movement in the bushes, and that pile had jewels embedded in it. While I can't use footage from this clip to bask in its shiny, stanky, filthy glory, I can live the rest of my life with the joy in my heart and emptiness deep inside of my balls having witnessed the journey from stuffed anime lover to colon-clearing legend.

 

CURVY NICOLE NEVER MISSED 🎯 

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