Doggy Style Dump-- Curvy Nicole

There's always that one person that does something so good they're credited with being the originator. I can kinda see how that works; T-Pain took using autotune to new heights even though Larry Troutman and Teddy Riley beat him to the punch decades prior. Michael Jordan was and is still being touted as being the greatest basketball player of all time even though Dr. J and Larry Bird set the bar long before the man got historically rejected in his high school tryout. Kevin Nash popularized the sidewalk slam, Future is credited with creating the current rap style used by many of today's young lion batch of rapper's and I started reviews on models with fan pages long before Jim Brownski's lil bro published his own videos on his own platforms. You see where all the acclaim goes and it definitely ain't here in the EFRO Zone…

Dave Chappelle was right– never be the first Black person to do anything. You never get credit for your work and it always ends badly. Jackie Robinson was the first Black player to make it to the major leagues and the current state of Major League Baseball feels even more of a White man's sport. The same can be said of Bobo Brazil and pro wrestling. Let's see Triple H Vincesplain that booking decision😒 It's a wide range having to explain I know. Especially when the historic event talked about a man takin' a shit. That reminds me– who made the first scat videos famous? Who popularized the spread eagle and squat poops? If you answer "College Girls Pooping" I will throw my laptop at you.

It's true that they had more girls in the doggie position before Pinky ever decided to fasten on a strap-on, but there had to be predecessors prior to the former King David's Girls brand. Plus I didn't find out about their clips until after the first decade of the 2000s. Kamryn, one of their most popular models, had departed the brand and the rest of the girls would apparently follow suit. I got on board with the online scat scene when there were still a bunch of Black amateurs making their mark. All of the clips of ScarlettMarie I bought were toilet clips, so that counts her out of the running. All of JazlanaEFRO's clips were priced too fuckin' high regardless of her Pipe Layer's Union hype so nope. All of the prestige in putting doggystyle dookie on the map (and my money) went to the original BBW scat model herself, Curvy Nicole. And out of all the clips that she's filmed and made famous in this position, I have reviewed one of the few that she didn't sell on Scatshop. Scroll down and behold the preview for Doggy Style Dump👇🏾

It's a very bold claim from me, but I stand behind it. Curvy Nicole practically invented the doggystyle poop position. Most of the girls praised on this site were either too young to even be attempting to make any kind of adult entertainment videos or hadn't heard about the culture when I bought Doggy Style Dump. But my claim doesn't come without its merits. Hear me out:

• Better views, better poos, Ploppa John's. Anybody who calls themselves a true Curvy Nicole fan knows that this girl really didn't make a lot of videos in the doggie position. My O was the premiere video, the big bang that birthed the everlasting effect that POV videos would have on blossoming scat lovers like me. With the layout of Doggy Style Dump we, the audience, get a higher angle and straightforward view of Curvy Nicole as she births a thick chocolate butt sausage. That also equates to a full, voluminous view of both of Nicole's commodities that we didn't get from underneath the drop zone in My O.
• More homegrown than ever. Bringing up the memory of her prior work, the majority of the videos Curvy Nicole sold on Scatshop had a high amount of definition to them. You could go ahead and call them 4K. The resolution that Doggy Style Dump was shot in was at least cellphone grade, almost like it was shot with an Android rather than an iPhone. You won't find any quarrels from me about it. A thick-hipped woman has pledged her free time to emptying her bowels for the price of a few dollars while I free my sperms.
• Same waiting game. You have a whole minute and a few seconds to take in the complete non-Hollywood atmosphere to this clip; the flashlight bouncing off of Nicole's phone and onto her crack cocaine white bathtub a few feet in front of it. A piercing light coming in from an open bathroom window that outlines Nicole's meaty hips and thighs. And in between those meaty hips and thighs, her ass cheeks are holding on for dear life as her bootyhole expands so slowly that it makes a sloth look like a cheetah in the comparison of speed. But that's cool tho- you have the (w)hole vibe to enjoy as she takes her dear time pushing. Almost makes you wanna sip on an adult beverage a la Snoop Lion in one of those Corona beer commercials while Curvy Nicole's skin stretches into pink territory. But the payoff to the slow birth of this big junk food baby is worth it after nearly 60 seconds of expansion…
• Now you get a view of the finished product. I'm deeply sorry. See, I really don't have a gif made for this particular brownie point. I just wanted to point out what happens in the next occurrence in this video. You do get a bird's eye look at what Nicole pushed outta her ass in addition to her sexy feet. She gets up breathing harder than Wison Fisk after a 20 second morning jog. Cunchie dripping and all…

If I had mo' hands, I'd give Doggy Style Dump 3 thumbs up.

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I'm not gonna bullshit you– Doggy Style Dump by Curvy Nicole at its surface appears to be a sleeper. It truly is. But homegrown selfie clips like this are reasons why everything outside of a clip store gives off special feels. They're also the reasons why you hit up ThisVid sacrilegiously everyday– an extra gritty below-4K feel, a semi-sexy strip of clothing, and the emergence of a phat ass-splitting turd who's slow movement makes laminator machines make Randy Orton's methodical pace look like a Ricochet sprint and Nicole's holes look pinker than Bret "Hitman" Hart's ring light by stretching it to hell. This clip will leave you breathing harder than Curvy Nicole after she got through with her bowel movement and if you loved/skeeted to this like I did, there's plenty more abnormal footage in store in future site updates.